We met at a mutual friend’s backyard birthday party. Brandon sat down across from Kat, and she immediately told him she hated men. Naturally, he stayed. Cards Against Humanity confirmed Kat’s humor was twisted, childlike, and unfortunately a perfect match for his. While Bouncy Bonnie ran around playing fetch, Brandon decided he wanted Kat’s attention—and refused to give up. Kat said no to dinner. Brandon heard “try harder.” Kat eventually caved. Less than 24 hours later, dinner turned into IKEA errands, a dog walk, and casual food. By the end of the night, Bonnie—who only uses people for one thing: play—was snuggled in Brandon’s lap. That’s when Kat realized two things: he was persistent… and he’d already won over her dog. The rest was inevitable. 😏💍