Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Zelina's best friend (other than Cam...) Has loved & been Zelina's rock for the past 29 years. Master gardener, graceful beauty, has literally never needed anyone's approval & has a bigger & better shoe collection than you. You're lucky if you get to know her, even luckier to be loved by her.
Best Man
Cameron's brother/ Secretly a type one (1) diabetic spy/ Security
Best Man
Cameron's best friend (other than Zee...)/ Single/ DJ/ Dustin/ Justin/ Mocai/ Wavelink/ Maverich/ Richardson/ Doesn't like Tipper nearly as much as Cameron/ Hardly even remembers the last Tipper set/ Do you even know who Tipper is dude?/ Carabiner collecter (if everyone brings carabiners and randomly clips them to Dustin throughout the evening it would be highly appreciated by the Groom)/ Still curious as to how that fan thing worked CAUTION: May ask you questions about engineering. You have been disclaimed.
Bridesmaid
Zelina's first friend, besties since pre-k, even when Samantha abandoned Zee, they kept in touch with letters through grade school, re-connected in person in high school. Sammie has kept Zee alive more than umpteen times & is a Master Chef & insanely incredible momma. Lover of music, don't bring a trumpet or I will ask Sam to play!
Groomsman
Cam's cousin by blood but brother by nature
Bridesmaid
Ahh..the Biscones. Stephanie's husband, James (who's also a phenomenal personal injury/workers' comp. attorney, fyi) is one of Zelina's oldest & best friends she met on Oklahoma History on the road freshman year of high school. NOW, James' daughters (& flower girls), Ryder & Eli & Stephanie are also some of Zelina's best friends. Zee & Stephanie have shared countless tears & learning moments as Zelina has nannied the girls since Ryder was 5 mo. old. Steph is also a KILLER in business, a superhero mama, a female warrior & always looks good doing it.
Groomsman/ Brother of the Bride
Hide your moms, Alex is going to be a groomsman at another wedding!
Bridesmaid
She has known & been loved by Zelina since high school, over half our lives! Attending Nikita & her husband Mario's wedding in 2016 in Goa, India, was a life-changing experience. Nikki is the definition of sweet & spicy, do NOT mess with her loved ones. The best listener & incredible momma (not including caring for Zee).
Groomsman
Cameron's brother
Bridesmaid
Zelina's bombshell angel, I mean just look at her. LJ is truly as beautiful of a human on the inside as she is on the outside. She didn't meet Zelina until they were both living in Denver, CO in 2017 & Zee began working at the same company. They went out for co-worker happy hour, realized they both graduated from the University of Oklahoma the same year, shared a love for one of their favorite humans Kaylea Gamble, & ended up at a concert their first time hanging out. Lindsay was Zelina's saving grace in Colorado, angel.
Groomsman
To fulfill the hippie quota/ Highly combustible hair/ Part fox/ The guy in the tree jamming better music than you
Honorary Groomsman
We know Cam's brother, who passed in 2021, will be there with us in spirit! Love you Josh.
Sister of the Groom
Warrior/ Thinks Nebraska is a branch of government/ The kind of sister you "accidentally" leave at the park on her birthday. Love you brat. - CP IS MAKING ME AN AUNTIE AGAIN!!! - ZEEEEEEEEE
Officiant/ Mother of the Groom
Officiant/ Master of ceremonies/ Cam's foster mom/ Voted the only one more likely to cry more than Cameron at the wedding/ A gift from above/ One of the only reasons Cameron didn't turn out a convict/ Inspiration
Mother of the Bride
Best mom and party planner/Experienced thrifter/ Christmas Queen (personally knows Santa and taught him to Christmas)/ Can be found on the dance floor from Friday-Sunday/ Infectious laugh/ Top chef/ Has survived bombs, tornadoes, and is so intimidating even Satan is scared
Father of the Bride
Best Dad/ Romantic/ Grill master/ Movie watcher and Saturday Night Fever dancer award winner thirty (30) years running/Have you seen Chuy and Megladon in the same place? I am not saying that Chuy drives the Megladon truck at Monster Jam, but he got up for popcorn at a really convenient time/basketball aficionado.
Grandparents of the Bride
That's Wela and Welo to you!
Sister of the Groom
Has a chopper in the car/ Prison guard/ Who even likes the Colts tho/ Real one/ Professional interrogator/ Possibly FBI/ Interior crocodile alligator whom drives a Chevrolet movie theater
Usher
Zelina's (forever) baby cousin/Boy genius/ future engineer/ will bust out some great dance moves for Michael Jackson/ Chess Champion.
Ring Bearer
Cam's nephew/aka life of the party! Yall don't even know...
Man of Honor
Man of Honor
Sister of the Groom
Pockets. Only one at the wedding who has never been to a Slipknot concert. Now that I am done with law school and maxed out my credit card, I guess I'll finally take your name off the bank account you helped me set up. Love -CP
Sister of the Groom
Flower Girl
Wedding coordinator/Cam's Niece/ Once snake bitten/ Reigning Kids Wrestling Federation Champion/ Spanish Translator/ Future president of the world.
Flower Girl
Cam's Niece/Basketball star #3 or 4...seriously don't get in her way/ Astronaut rocket surgeon and queen of the dance floor!
Flower Girl
Zelina's (bestie) niece she's nannied since she was 5 months old/professional artist (collect an original now if you're smart), future author, famous baker, interpretive dance performer & comedian/ beware can ruse you better than any attorney into giving her a snack!
Flower Girl
Brie Bunny/ best baby hair you've ever seen/ Social Butterfly Queen/ the next Oprah/ Fearless daredevil/ Loves to hug & love on her friends just like her mama/ will rip up the dance floor
Flower Girl
Cam's Niece/The happiest human being alive/ Free smiles/ Cam has too many cute nieces... To be contined
Flower Girl
You guessed it. Cam's niece/ Future world champion in chilling in air lounge sacks at the beach while solving complex Rubix cubes/ cooler than your niece/ for real/ Always a Michigan fan for sure, but Cowboys are awesome too/ A nugget and not even Cam's youngest niece...
Flower Girl
Cam's Youngest Niece (Based on the number of nieces, Cam might be serious about the 17 kids thing..)/ loves to snack/ Judo Master/ I am running out of things to say...
Flower Girl
Eli Junebug, miniature dinosaur/ bass head in training/ has more rhythm than you/ has the heartiest laugh/ ham & cheese sammich/ FASTER than Ricky Bobby/ keep away from wires & outlets
Flower Girl
Fiery-billed aracari toucan/ Jams hard/ Not a Tom Brady fan/ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peps/ Already has better taste in tattoos than anyone born in the 2000s/ Its her party/ A Pepper Party/ Has passport
Flower Girl
Rockstar soccer player, no really, get outta here Messi. Future scientist with crazy street cred. I cannot stress how much cooler these kids are than you.
Flower Girl
The most gangster person at this wedding, easily. Fellow dinosaur, beware of your snacks getting got. Has the best little laugh & world's cutest mean mug.
Ring Bearer
20% bear/ 40% sunshine/ 39% pure Costa Rican papaya/ 1% canine/ Will be herding the rings down the isle following all eleventeen flower girls/ Once Kaya's duties have concluded, she can be found lying in a shaded spot under some trees in the grass or begging for cookies/ She will be handing out hugs, kisses, or lending a paw as needed to ensure her parents big day is perfect! CAUTION: Once you give her love, you will be stuck with her for a minimum of ten (10) pets. You have been disclaimed. FINAL NOTICE: This is not an exhaustive list of our crazy-ass family.