Bride
One of the shining stars for this event ✨
Groom
The one who put a ring on it 💍
Maid of Honor
Validated under peer review
Best Man
Doesn’t know who drank all of his beer
Bridesmaid
Don’t ask about Henry
Groomsman
Burn barrel aficionado, also known as shepherd
Bridesmaid
No flash photography… literally
Groomsman
Knows who Gino Allen is
Bridesmaid
Likes her teas twisted
Groomsman
No, he’s not a diversity hire
Bridesmaid
Never seen without a pepsi
Groomsman
Probably streaming
Bridesmaid
A.D.D. (always designed driver)
Groomsman
Likes his pole
Mother of the Bride
Will probably be late to her own funeral, better be on time for the wedding <3
Father of the Bride
Bride’s previous wallet
Mother of the Groom
Mardi Gras enthusiast
Father of the Groom
TACO BELL?!
Officiant
Is probably missing a WVU game to marry us
Flower Girl
Knows what she does and doesn’t want
Flower Girl
Loves Bluey, salsa and Target
Ring Bearer
His middle name is ruckus for a reason