Man of Honor
I think we might finally like each other. It only took 25 years!
Best Woman
Her Neopets might be dead, but I still love her.
Bridesmaid
They've been friends since she shot the bride in the face with a rubber band in 5th grade. Yes, she deserved it. No, she didn't shoot back.
Groomsman
If you laugh together about Moo-ing at deer at 3am, you should keep them around.
Bridesmaid
A friendship kept alive by wine and sarcasm, as all the best are!
Groomsman
One Kit Kat for a lifetime of Tuesday cafeteria pizza often leads to a lifetime of friendship.