Details for the party of the decade

Well first off, I’ve never understood this section—shouldn’t you already know our story if you’re coming to our wedding? Do you even go here? Here’s a quick reminder: Rachel paid good money to Super Like Zack on Tinder, which assured him that she was going to be a winner or murder him, either of which seemed exciting. Luckily, as you probably know, Rachel’s unceasing kindness and positivity turned out to be exactly what Zack needed in his life to balance out the difficulties of residency. She was a welcome addition to the Schoppen family, who aren’t known for their calm, quiet demeanor. After quarantining together, buying a dog and a couple houses, traveling around the world, and eating more sour patch kids than any two humans should, they have decided its finally time for the government to get involved in their most sacred relationship. There are still some things they don’t agree about and they’re trying to work out. Should their next trip be to Antarctica or Paris (guess who wants what!)? Does Penny need her own dog? Does an onion have a core? In spite of these differences, Rachel and Zack are thrilled that you’ll join them in Michigan this August to celebrate with the party of a lifetime!