They say true love never happens over a salad, but ours did. I was sitting next to this man at a mutual friends wedding. I thought he was definitley cute, but maybe it was just the motorcycle he rode here on that was speaking to me. We were eating our salad that was already provided for us, and he kept glancing at mine. Not going to lie, it was kind of weird I thought. So I didn’t pay much attention to him and just went on with eating my food. He let out this BIG sigh and said, “Man, they messed up my salad.” He proceeded to nudge me and ask, “Did they mess yours up too?” I politely answered, “No,” and just kind of ignored him. But he wouldn’t let it go that his salad was messed up, so I finally gave in once I was annoyed and asked him what was wrong with it. From then on, we were history.