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Corinne & Zachary

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Here are the lovely people standing by us on our special day. Please enjoy some real and very true fun facts about each of them!

Ash Kuipers

Maid of Honor

The Loch Ness Monster doesn't believe in her either. Refers to coffee as "bean water" and tea as "leaf juice".

Alex Sampson

Best Man

Confounded scientists by once laying a real chicken egg. Once spent an entire day trying to figure out how to open a banana the "right" way.

Cassie Jones

Bridesmaid

Insists that armadillos are merely undercover turtles. Claims to be able to jump as far as the snow leapord in the Roger Williams Zoo jump test.

Nick Walters

Groomsman

Refuses to eat spaghetti unless it's cut into tiny pieces. Is left unsatisfied by Snickers.

Alicia Hoxsie

Bridesmaid

Can only remember song lyrics from kids-bop originals. Pronounces the l in salmon like some kind of fool.

Noah Volatile

Groomsman

Does a perfect dolphin impression upon request. Claims he’s never seen a potato before, and doesn't know what they look like.

Danielle Lynch

Bridesmaid

Only drinks root beer from a glass bottle, because it "tastes better". Insists that cereal is technically a soup.

Austin Volatile

Groomsman

Loves the TV show Young Sheldon, just wishes it was a little bit less racy. Wears socks while swimming.

Matt Mochrie

Groomsman

Thinks "Quinoa" is an undiscovered planet in our solar system. Claims to have invented the high-five but has no proof.

Kayleigh Jones

Junior Bridesmaid

Once travelled to Belgium, only ate regular waffles.

Lily Brunette

Junior Bridesmaid

Has a pet rock named "Dwayne Johnson".

Mailai Rizzo

Junior Bridesmaid

Once tried to enter a pancake eating contest, but gave up after just one pancake.

Jameson Brunette

Ring Bearer

Thinks an alpaca is just a fancy llama.

Tenten

Honorary Flower Girl

Has a vast knowledge of all types of weaponry, and can effectively utilize all in a fight.

Sampson

Honorary Ring Bearer

Has been arrested for several counts of fraud, insider trading, and embezzlement.

Might Guy

In Loving Memory

For all the days along the way
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