FAQs

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What should I wear?

Answer

Whatever you want, just make it nice. A note for the ladies: This is a backyard wedding. With grass. If you wear stilettos you might not have a good time.

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Where is the wedding?

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Jenny & Dave’s abode. Address will be displayed upon RSVP.

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When should I RSVP by?

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Sooner rather than later, please.

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I don’t see a registry. Where are you registered?

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Having lived in sin for quite some time, we are full up on household goods. We are over the moon to spend this special day with the ones we love. If you would like to provide a gift, we ask for a contribution to our Honeymoon fund. No fancy fund has been setup, the old fashioned way (cash or check) works best.

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Can I bring a date?

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Due to the intimate (small) nature of our nuptials, we politely request that only guests specified on the RSVP form attend.

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Are kids welcome?

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All children that attend must be at least 10% Greek*. *And related to the family.

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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?

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We recommend the use of a ride share service. In other words: You got Uber on your phone?

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People be gay?

Answer

People be gay.

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Are there any other events that I should know about around the wedding?

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More info to come. The mother of the groom is expected to perform an interpretive dance.