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Cortney met Zach when she was thirteen years old and it was love at first sight. For her. He didn't know she existed. Two years ahead of her in school, they weren't even in the same class at Art Park yet. Finally, Cortney got the courage to go up to him and say something. And what was the first thing Zach ever said to Cortney? He asked her if she wanted to go to Taco Bell with him. Not on a date, but to fight the exhausting and ongoing war on sporks, for sporks were the most evil thing in the universe (according to Zach.) It was the best day of her young life.