Yasmeen & Jean-Pierre
Wedding Party
Faith Cox
Bridesmaid
Faith didn't want to write a description for herself and said "Just say that I'm your younger sister and that I'm super annoying or something." They facetime almost everyday reminiscing about target and arby runs when they use to live in the same city.
Bella Prado
Bridesmaid
Yasmeen and Bella met in high school theater and became super close right away because they were both little weirdos, always up to no good. They did a lot of after school activities together and even worked at the same places which strengthened their bond a lot, and she still considers them her best friend even though they're so far away from each other now.
Emma Josephson
Bridesmaid
Yasmeen and Emma met making a student film together in 2019. Emma was the director Yaz was cast as the lead actor and it was one of those experiences that really forces to you bond because of all the chaos that occurred. When Emma looks back at that summer they shot the film, she is most grateful for the friendship that was created between them during that time together. She has had the privilege of knowing Yasmeen since then, and becoming closer friends as the years go by. Emma loves making movies together, supporting each other in all of our endeavors and is so grateful to have Yasmeen in her life even though it looks a little different now living in different cities. I love you and I’m so happy and excited for you and Jean Pierre!
Ryan McMeans
he IS that guy
Ryan and Jean-Pierre grew up together states apart. They would see each other every summer of their most formative years together and learned many things such as the power of the internet at the age of 12 when they discovered the importance of not forgetting the "y" at the beginning of youtube.com and being taken directly to a porn site after being told "you can use the computer as long as you don't look up porn". They have remained best friends ever since and as with all long distance friends, don't get to see each other enough.
Lauren Eastwick
House Matriarch
If theres one thing to know about Lauren, she loves the limelight. Its been said that she donated a lobe of her liver just to be on the local news! Lauren was a bartender at the time when she met Jean-Pierre and was scammed into moving with him and Brian for more than two years. She kept the two boys in line and even found the time to find a husband in that same period. Lauren made sure they boys got out of the house and drank water (thinking back on it now she kinda just treated them like plants).
Sydney Thompson
Bridesmaid
Yaz and Syd met 2 years ago through work but really became best friends once they realized they could speak almost exclusively in TikTok sounds, also outheir shared love of ass shakin’. Yaz has been there for Syd through so much over these past few years and is there when she needs everything from hard truths, a good laugh, or a hard cry. Sydney loves them with her whole heart and they are so beautiful from the inside out. J.P. is a great driver and a great astronaut or something idk he’s cool.
Fraser Eastwick
House Patriarch
Fraser fell in love with Lauren and soon had to come to terms with the fact he now also had 2 adult children he had to learn to love. Fraser is world renowned for his wood chopping skills and kept a constant supply of firewood to fuel countless late nights by the fire pit. He lead the SE theater of the Covid wars and oversaw countless coups that occurred in the suburban Portland neighborhoods. He will be forever remembered for his catch phrases such as "I'm double duke-ing it".
Jess Derby
Manager
Jess had the great fortune of having an all star sales person with management experience join her team at Zumiez in 2018 (Jean-Pierre). Unfortunately she wouldn't schedule him for hours because he was "Cocky" and "Demanding". Once Jess realized he was more than eye candy she gave him shifts and ended up promoting him to be one of the assistant managers for the store, after that it was history. The two of them bonded over dealing with suspected armed robberies and crazed local youths trying to steal from them day in and day out and remain friends to this day
Brian Liu
Officiant/Executioner
Brian is a philosopher with a penchant for exercise and general debauchery, think Joe Rogan but unproblematic. Brian was instrumental in keeping Jean-Pierre's sanity intact through many a finals week and hot girl summer. He's the only person you'll meet that can spend hours taking about the societal repercussions of the digital age and also burst in to tears laughing at the phrase "Oog Boog Do"