Got Questions?
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Have a common wedding question that could be answered with a Google search?
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Please write it down carefully on a piece of standard 8.5" x 11" paper, fold it at least 6 times, and gently insert it up your butt. It's a wedding, not rocket science. Figure it out.
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I am a vegan. What will there be to eat at the wedding reception?
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Vegans are encouraged to graze in a field behind the wedding ceremony site. We thought we got you all off the invite list....guess we missed you. Sorry about that.
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When should I RSVP by?
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Now. We procrastinated well past social acceptability on the invitations, but that doesn't mean you get a free pass
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Can I bring a date?
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Do we know your date? If yes, no. If no... also no. We like you well enough, but let's be honest - has dating REALLY been working out for you lately? I mean, it's not like we're going to YOUR wedding, is it? If we want your date at the wedding, they'll be listed on your invite. If not - plenty of people to mingle with here, maybe you get lucky.
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Are kids welcome?
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Yes. We will be offering boozy ice cream, espresso shots, and a free puppy to take home.
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Do you have any hotel recommendations?
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We recommend bringing your own toiletry items, raiding the minibar, watching HBO until 2 am, and prank calling the front desk. Do not attempt to unlock the connecting door to the room on the other side unless you know them. It gets awkward.
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I have a food allergy, can I make a special request?
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No, but we have plenty of epi-pens. Seriously though, please let us know on the RSVP.
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Is there parking for the ceremony or reception?
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There are plenty of parking spaces available at Mill Race Village, but for overflow we recommend parking at Ford Field Park in Northville. If you end up in downtown Detroit because of this comment, that is on you and we are not at fault. Enjoy the Tiger's losing season. Ford Field Park is a 7 minute walk from the reception venue and a 7 second sprint to the ceremony site.
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Is there transportation to and from the hotels to the ceremony?
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A lot of transportation can be found between the hotel and ceremony. We're the Motor City, that's our thing.
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Are there any other events that I should know about around the wedding?
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The Detroit Jazz Festival, Michigan State Fair, or Romeo Peach Festival are all popular Labor Day options or you can witness the truly epic hangover that the bride and groom are sure to have.