Maid of Honor
Amy and Paige met while rushing and then joining the Epsilon class of Tau Beta Sigma’s USF chapter. While they bumped heads for a few weeks, a McDonald’s hash brown shared in an early class sparked a friendship that will last a lifetime. The pair have gone through college together, lived together, and now play Dungeons and Dragons on the weekends with a few other members of the wedding party. It’s been a joy for Amy to watch the relationship between Paige and Josh grow, and she can’t wait to celebrate them at this wedding!
Best Woman
Lindsey has known Josh since he crushed her dreams of being an only child. She humbly admits that Josh is the funnier sibling. She is beyond excited to see him marry his love and is looking forward to standing by his side on the most important day of his life.
Bridesmaid
Jessica met Paige her sophomore year at USF, where they were both studying to become music educators. In addition to sharing my classes together, you could often find this inseparable duo at tailgates, choir concerts, and even on road trips together across the state of Florida. Even though a relocation to South Florida for her music education career put miles between them, Jessica looks forward to the moments the gets to share with her college bestie. She is honored to be a part of her and Josh’s wedding day!
Groomsman
Hey, I’m Dardis. Or… this is dardis? I’m not sure if this should be first person or third person, so I guess I'll go with first person. Please don’t call me Zach, or Zachary unless you’re my mom. ANYWAYS. I teach middle school woo, I play DnD with a bunch of nerds (the bride and groom and others in attendance), and I also listen to a lot of Irish music. I’m not quite sure what else to put here. I asked Josh for direction and he told me “Whatever you want!” So now this has just turned into a stream of consciousness exercise. I’m happy for Paige and Josh! I need a beer. Why aren’t legendary pokemon significantly stronger than normal pokemon? Like in lore sure, but not in stats? Okay I think that’s enough.
Bridesmaid
I was fortunate to meet Paige in the Herd of Thunder Marching Band, and as a candidate for our sorority, Tau Beta Sigma. I knew and felt immediately how beautiful and strong Paige’s soul was, but then I was given the opportunity to be roommates with her, which opened my eyes and heart to how incredible she is, and the sister she will forever be to me. She always gave me a shoulder to cry on, an ear to talk to, and she taught me that it is perfectly normal to strain and rinse canned tuna before you prepare it. We have had so many laughs, long talks, adventures, sing a longs, but mostly love, and I am so grateful to be a part of her wedding party to celebrate the perfect union of Paige and Josh.
Groomsman
“I’m blanking on a bio” - Richard “Ricky “Mr. Z” Zeitler”
Mother of the Bride
As the proud mother of the bride, I couldn’t be happier to see my daughter marrying the love of her life (her need-soulmate!). I have cherished the journey of every special childhood moment; watching my daughter grow into the amazing woman she is today has been one of my greatest joys. My husband and I are honored to be welcomed into the Hauser family and look forward to welcoming everyone and sharing in the happiness of this unforgettable day. I sure hope Paige remembers to wear her black shoes and not her “issues”!
Father of the Bride
Mother of the Groom
Father of the Groom
In Memoriam March 14, 1964 ~ May 30, 2025
Flower [REDACTED]
Ring Bearer
Ryan met Josh for the first time in the only place that makes sense - the Plant City Chick Fil A. Ryan is married to Lindsey, which means that he was forced to befriend Josh. Luckily, their bromance has reigned supreme. Ryan is honored to be chosen to make sure the rings make it down the aisle.
Officiant
Gabriel “This is my photo for the website. My bio can be anything you want to put in about me. I trust yall” Travieso