Wedding Party
Maiya
Maid of Honor
Maiya is Jordan's daughter which makes them automatically permanent best friends regardless of what Maiya might say. Maiya enjoys listening and dancing to her favorite artists. She likes to pretend that she's shy but she is a true wild child with a bunch of sass.
Vanessa
Matron of Honor
Jordan's best friend of 15 years. During Vanessa's non existent free time, she enjoys reading a good book or taking a long walk through Target. Vanessa is known to try to drink like she used to pre-motherhood. Resulting in her cuddling a trash can at the end of the night with a smile on her face.
Rosalia
Bridesmaid
Rosalia is also a best friend of 15 years. Rosalia loves any event that includes drinking. She's usually an uptight mama so any excuse to celebrate and let her hair down, she's in! She recently had to put her partying on hold due to pregnancy but she is ready to get back out there once she delivers and party like she never left. Rosalia is known to be generous and take turns using her toilet if you need to puke. She'll even hold your hair back.
Rocky
Bridesmaid
Rocky and Jordan became best friends 8 years ago while working at a pediatric dental office. Rocky enjoys cooking and watching the office. If she sees a dog, she will be sure to stop and pet it. During football season she is normally getting drunk... because she's a Raiders fan. Rocky is known to show her true colors when she has been drinking and let's just say, we think she is of African American descent somehow.
Mira
Bridesmaid
Mira and Jordan met about 10 years ago while working together at a dental clinic. During a slow workday, Jordan introduced Mira to the Harry Potter movie series, and they have been besties ever since. Whenever Mira isn't on her damn phone with work, she is at the gym or hanging out with her daughter. Mira isn't much of a drinker, which is odd because she's Ukrainian but she is known to be super late to everything and will be the quite sober one laughing at/with you.
Weezie
Bridesmaid
Weezie and Jordan became best friends 6 years ago while drunkenly eating Takis in their underwear and trying to DoorDash Tacobell in the kitchen at 2AM. Weezie will forever be the loudest mom at the football game… or any event honestly. When drinking, she’s known to get scrapes and bruises due to her clumsiness. We call them battle wounds.
Lauren
Bridesmaid
Lauren is one of Jordan’s best friends since sophomore year of high school. Lauren has over 50 houseplants and is obsessed with all things Halloween and "witchy”. Lauren is known to wander off and be the social butterfly when drinking. She will make friends with anyone.
Karen
Bridesmaid
Karen is also one of Jordan's best friends since sophomore year of high school. No, she won't want to speak to your manager. Karen is a free spirt that goes with the flow and enjoys the little things whether its line dancing in a honky-tonk or getting high and chilling with her cats while binge watching trash tv. When drinking Karen is known for making new best friends in the ladies room and almost guaranteed to end the night asleep in a bathtub.
Balerie
Bridesmaid
Balerie and Jordan met a little over 8 years ago while working at a kids dental office. With Jordan’s RBF friends don’t come easily but Balerie saw past it right away. Kind of like Lilo saw the best in Stitch. Balerie can have a whole conversation based on movie quotes. Shes a walking jukebox. She’ll sing and almost name every song! She loves to be outdoors breathing fresh air and spending All her free time with her daughter who is the joy of her life. When drinking Balerie is a blast and just a light. She can out drink most people I know.
Phil
Best Man
Phil and DJ met the game Peyton Manning threw 7 touchdowns. They both had him on their fantasy football team but they would come to learn that they had way more in common. Phil enjoys playing video games, camping, fishing, and watching sports. DJ loves all of those things too, so naturally they became best friends. Phil is known to turn into a big teddy bear when he's been drinking and will tell you multiple times through the night that he loves you and then quietly sneak off to bed without saying goodnight.
Adam
Groomsman
Adam is DJ’s younger brother by 11 years. Despite the age gap, they have managed to form a strong bond over the years. They share moments of laughter, support, and mutual respect. Their personalities may be different, but in their own unique ways Adam and DJ are very similar. Adam is very outgoing and likes to joke around. He loves to do anything outdoors, from dirt bike riding, snowboarding, camping, and tends to stay very active.
Frankie
Groomsman
Out of about 100 people in their very first college class ever as Freshman, Frankie and DJ were the only two white guys. So of course they chose to sit next to each other and immediately became friends. Frankie is known to be a generally serious person but he likes to joke around and talk some shit from time to time. When not being busy busting his ass on the farm, you will find him watching football. When drinking or even sober, he can easily be persuaded into taking shots with you.
Jose
Groomsman
DJ and Jose met in college through Phil. They didn’t have any classes together but they watched a lot of football and played rec sports together. Jose is a die hard Cowboys fan… so that tells you a lot about the kind of person he is. A very loyal person and friend, but not the smartest person, as he chooses to stick by the side of such a disappointing team. All jokes aside, Jose an extremely nice person who gets along with just about anybody. Seems to not have a mean bone in his body and will discuss just about any sport with you.
Jaylin
Flower Man
Jaylin is Jordan's little brother and the perfect person to be a flower man. Jaylin is forever in the gym so he can continue to eat Wingstop every other day. When he isn't at the gym, he's either traveling or downtown at a bar. When Jaylin is drinking, be careful! He is a great time but he's a bad influence and his mission is to get you extremely drunk. What makes him dangerous is that he will drink just as much and not black out. By the way he's single, so if you're interested, contact Jordan.