June 4, 2025
Todi, Umbria
Wedding Party
Alyssa Wills
Matron of Honor
Closest biological individual. Fellow barn chore aficionado. Fetcher of overthrown softballs. Still believes I wouldn't donate a kidney to her. Real MVP.
Graham McConnell
Best Man
Once owned an awesome K'NEX motorized ball machine in pre-kindergarten. This all might be an elaborate ruse to steal it. He can't be too sure. Occasionally steals my flowers in an online flower picking simulator game we play together.
For all the days along the way