Maid of Honor
-Made up of 90% Sonic drinks -Loves talking to elderly people
Best Woman
-#1 Penguin expert -Only person on this page who's been to Disney World more times than Bailey
Bridesmaid
-Eats more cheese in a year than a small French village -Manages not to adopt every cat she sees while volunteering
Bridesmaid
-Head chef of Starkville, MS -I once saw her ask her uncle point-blank if he thinks he's funny and I think about it once a week
Best Man
-Computer whiz -Can tell you William's exact nighttime routine
Groomsman
-Throws a baseball faster than an interstate speed limit -Beats Bailey and William at Super Smash Bros. 90% of the time
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Flower Girl