Matron of Honor
Bestie since high school. GAA for life. Soulmate. *sorry, Bill*
Best Man
Buckets & Dan; nothing more to say. Liability risk: MEDIUM
Maid of Honor
From the pool and awkward middle school years to forever best friends.
Groomsman
High chance Bill is marrying Emily for full access to Dan Keem and excuses for endless golf. Liability risk: HIGH
Bridesmaid
Bill's sister quickly turned into one of Emily's best friends.
Groomsman
20 plus years later, Bill's happy he picked the right Matthew to invite to his 1st grade birthday party. Liability risk: MEDIUM
Bridesmaid
Cousins by default, soul sistas by choice.
Groomsman
Great cousin. Great friend. Great guy. Liability risk: LOW
Bridesmaid
"No new friends" except when it comes to this friendship. Go Bills.
Groomsman
Best friend since day 1. Liability risk: MEDIUM
Bridesmaid
First met in our momma's wombs at Pizza Hut. Womb to tomb kinda deal.
Groomsman
"Do they have basketball on Long Island?" Bill's college roommate. Cortland pride. Liability risk: HIGH
Bridesmaid
The life of the party no matter where you go & keeps the bride giggling 24/7.
Groomsman
From Hayes Hall to forever friends. Cortland pride. Liability risk: LOW
Bridesmaid
When a friendship has lasted more than two decades, you know it's real.
Groomsman
Liability risk: EXTREMELY HIGH.