Bride
She'll be the one in the dress.
Groom
The cutest one here.
Matron of Honor
She'll be the one humming all night.
Best Man
Might be a werewolf.
Bridesmaid
Tall, beautiful, blonde.
Groomsman
He kinda looks like the groom, but isn't.
Bridesmaid
Hamster hands.
Groomsman
Not Harrison Ford. Sorry folks.
Bridesmaid
Her makeup will probably be the on pointiest.
Groomsman
Not a nickname, his dad just reeeealy likes fishing.
Usher
Call him socks.
Usher
Secret dark shadow assassin
Usher
What a spiritual babe.
Usher
Married to the matron of honor. Sorry ladies.