Bride
Groom
Matron of Honor
Thinks she's the funniest person in every room—and she usually is. Loves The Star-Spangled Banner way more than anyone should. She has a Duolingo streak longer than most relationships, says “basicletta” like it’s a real word, and is known for adding a “b” in front of everything—Balexis and Billiam approve.
Best Man
Loyal like a labrador, deep like Batman, and built like an H&M mannequin. Receding hairline? Sure. Skinny calves? Perhaps. But the late-night gym grind and philosophical monologues make up for all of it.
Bridesmaid
Puke plate connoisseur (iykyk), professional procrastinator (second only to Will), and Jesus lover through and through. Loyal, selfless, and the friend everyone wishes they had—unless you need something done on time.
Groomsman
Surfer-boy soul in a Tennessee boy’s body. The eye contact is deep—too deep. If he stares into your soul, just look away slowly. Will’s favorite fishing buddy and bass whisperer.
Bridesmaid
Her DNA is still being studied, but one thing’s for sure: she’s family in spirit and #tornaclCHAMP in practice. She's spunky, hilarious, and statistically more athletic than all of us combined—even with two ACLs down.
Groomsman
A certified doofus with a 12/10 sense of confidence and hair that deserves its own Instagram. He’s never met a mirror he didn’t like, and the girls? Yeah... they just follow him. We don’t get it either.
Bridesmaid
Kind, welcoming, and spiritually wise—but don’t let that fool you. She once forgot shoes on her honeymoon and wore wedding heels to Dollywood. Never seen without her emotional support water bottle.
Groomsman
The honorary “old man” of the crew—complete with a full beard, a wife, a dog, and a baby on the way. Jacob loves the gym, flips cars for fun (don’t ask), and is just the right amount of weird that keeps everyone guessing. He might not have a million hobbies, but somehow he’s still one of the most interesting guys you’ll ever meet.
Bridesmaid
She’s sunshine in human form with a playlist full of disco hits. Queen of the pickleball court, dance floor, and 70s singalongs. She thinks Texas is the greatest place on earth—and will happily try to convert you. One of the easiest people to love and the best laugh you’ll ever hear.
Bridesmaid
Goofy, Jesus-loving, and able to sing like she’s auditioning for Heaven’s choir. Rebecca is the kind of friend who can talk to anyone and somehow become their bestie within five minutes. She’s relatable, real, and has a heart that overflows for people—especially kids. Basically, she’s everyone’s favorite person, and we’re lucky she’s ours.