These weirdos are getting married!

It was a warm spring Tuesday at Lafayette College - a few weeks into the new semester, and Sara Goldstein came strolling into WGS 340, a class that Zach Whitney had been attending for five meetings, by that point! Now, Sara was certainly no slacker - she picked up this 300-level class as a sophomore and had to petition to get a spot. Zach, in fact, was the one two-by-two-ing the three flights of stairs minutes after the official start of class because he got caught up talking with a friend out on the quad. But when Zach does finally arrive... there she is. Sara Goldstein- a stranger at the time, now soon-to-be wife of the known extrovert, sitting quietly at a new desk in the room of just seven students. Unassuming, in a way, but intriguing to Zach. The class goes on... Now, to Sara, this boy is nothing but trouble. Fraternity boy, taking a class in Women's and Gender Studies? Sexuality Studies, at that. If this boy so much as glances at her, he can kiss his future goodbye. Well, glance he DID. Little did either know, these glances would soon lead to many kisses goodbye... and hello, and goodnight, and... well, you get the idea. It wasn't until a school dance that the two lovebirds would first really connect. Certainly, Sara was not the one to invite Zach to this event, but through the course of the evening, it took only a few goofy moves from him to finally catch her eye. Naturally, she looked stunning - so Zach had already been staring. After a cliche moment of "the world going dark" (no, Zach did not pass out - 'twas love!), the two connected in the most beautiful way..... ....through an Instagram direct message from Zach on the bus ride home. Alas, it had enough humor and innocence to grab Sara's attention, and after enough exchanges of Sara sending memes, the two finally went on a date. And, well, the rest is still being shaped! But, no! We have not studied any sort of Sexuality ever since!