Maid of Honor
Alterego is Maid of DISHONOR and has a black cat named Norma Jean
Best Man
Her senior year was only 2 months long and has been wearing the same toe ring for over a year
Bridesmaid
Named her ferret Freddie Mercury and is obsessed with cats and Harry Styles
Bridesmaid
Her dog (Deborah) made the news one time and has a passion for purple
Bridesmaid
Can lick her own elbow and is an A+ Goodwill treasure hunter
Bridesman
Drives a yellow car and has run a 50k
Bridesmaid
Is deathly afraid of birds and her favorite food is wings
Bridesman
Rages at any game and prefers bologna to ham
Bridesmaid
Grew up in a haunted house and is super into Dragons
Bridesmaid
Is currently raising a teenager and is patiently waiting on wisdom
Officiant
Is fine with her wife (Whitney) getting married and also loves Hailey
Stage Manager
Firmly believes that Hotel California is the best song ever written and thrives after 2 extra dirty vodka martinis
Bridesman
Can name every single Pokemon and is a proud cat dad
Baby of the Brides
Is nearly 19 years old and will still kick your ass
Son of the Brides
Was born in a dumpster and will play fetch with his favorite mouse toy for hours
Child of the Brides
Is a bad cat sometimes and playing is his passion
Daughter of the Brides
Is a fast learner and still sucks her mama’s thumb at night