Bride
Certified Rat Bride & is TOTALLY chill…
Groom
The kids call him Bruno Mars
Maid of Honor
Daniel is OUR third wheel
Best Man
Bad at first impressions… but we swear you’ll love him.
Maid of Honor
If Chaotic Good had a name, it would be Sarah Grace
Groomsman
Resident frat bro
Bridesmaid
Probably running solely on coffee & missing her cat
Groomsman
The Bride still can’t tell them apart…
Bridesmaid
The actually a human jukebox
Groomsman
... even after 7ish years.
Bridesmaid
Wants to be here but also kinda doesn’t.
Groomsman
Asked the bride if she was a lesbian in high school.
Bridesmaid
Gaslighting as a Slytherin
Groomsman
Will most definitely request a Creed song
Officiant
Living proof that eyebrows are a personality trait.