A High Five and an Air Freshener. To most those aren't what comes to mind when you hear the word 'Romance'; to Doug, though? "Absolute Legend" must have been what was going through his head when he brought Amber a Kwik Trip air freshener to their first date (which ended, not with a first kiss, but him teaching her how to give a 'proper handshake'). Or, on their third date when she tried to slyly hold his hand while he was driving and was met with a bonafide full-on high five instead. "What! I thought that's what you wanted." No Doug, no girl in the history of ever, tried to hold a man's hand, and wanted a high five instead. Yet, somehow that 'Have an Elite Day' air freshener is still proudly hanging in her rearview mirror. And high fives? Are kind of just their thing now. So, Two Weirdos in Love is what we're calling this Love Story; and we're so happy you're here.