Future Mr. & Mrs. Kahle
Wedding Party
Megan Shannon
Matron of Honor
Megan is Erin's older yet smaller sister. They met at the hospital in Queens where Megan asked her father to throw Erin in the garbage. They have been best friends ever since. Megan is obsessed with her puppy Stanley, loves to take long naps on her couch, and enjoys talking to her mother on the phone 5 times a day. She is a loud 4th grade teacher in South Carolina, but apparently the kids like her. If you are looking for Meg at the wedding she'll either be napping or on facetime with her dog sitter to see Stanley.
Dylan Kelly
Best Man
Dylan has been Jonathan's best friend since 7th grade. They've spent the most awkward and immature years side by side. Erin has third wheeled this bromance for 10 years and counting and has always considered Dylan a brother. Though they grew out of their awkward years, they lived together through college and have collected their fair share of interesting stories. Dylan is a NYS Trooper so just don't mess with him. He enjoys manly things like hiking, fishing, and hunting, but also loves to Golf. If you're looking for Dylan at the wedding, he will most definitely be found at the bar drinking a G & T.
Tori Baccello
Maid of Honor
Tori has been Erin's best friend since 4th grade. However, Tori and Jonathan have been close ever since he met Erin-taking the most iconic and photogenic couple photos for the past 10 years. Tori is a medical coder (whatever that means) so if you want to talk to her make sure you mention words like "Principle Diagnosis" and "Combination Codes". Don't forget to mention working from home because thats her favorite part of her job. If you're looking for Tori she'll most likely be in the kitchen heating up frozen pizza rolls with a Michalob Ultra in her hand talking to John Whalen (her favorite Whalen).
Jake Pinto
Best Man
Jake Pinto is not only the most interesting man in the world, but he will put a smile on your face the moment you start talking to him. Jake and Jon met at SUNY New Paltz where they became the bash brothers on the lacrosse field. Erin met Jake at Jon and Dylan's college apartment where he created the most famous concoction- the Rum Beer. Jake is a Senior Manager at a financial firm in Philadelphia, but the real conversation starters are discussing Mumford and Sons, anything sports related, and how taxes are slavery. His hobbies include drinking old fashions, carpentry, cracking jokes, eating, and collecting sports cards. If you're looking for Jake he'll be on the dance floor battling moves with Jon.
Laura Kahle
Bridesmaid
Laura is Jonathan's younger sister. She is an atypical young adult who spends way too much money on food and dollar store finds. Laura studies environmental science at SUNY Buffalo, she enjoys painting rocks, listening to trap music, and raging with her friends. If you're looking to hang with Laura at the wedding, she'll most likely be on the dance floor twerking.
Tyler Baccello
Groomsman
Tyler is one of Erin's best friends that happens to think he is also marrying Jonathan. He has been their third wheel for 10 years now. He is a crisis counselor in a school for children with special needs. Please don't bring it up- he won't stop talking about it. If you want to spark a conversation with him make sure to mention Madonna, Janet Jackson, David Bowie, and the housewives and you'll be set. You'll most likely find him at the bar with a martini in each hand. If he starts facetiming people that are not at the wedding- kindly take his phone away from him and throw it in the trash with his drink.
Nicole Gioconda
Bridesmaid
Nicole, also known as Tina, is one of Erin's cousin. She is the quiet cousin who will secretly get you drunk so be careful. Nicole is currently studying to become a school teacher and attends St. Johns University. If you're looking to spark a conversation with this blonde bombshell we suggest you talk about education, four loko, Taco Bell and twisted teas. She's not your typical sorority girl- she doesn't represent that ridiculous symbol in all of her pictures (that's why we love her). Where will Nicole be during the wedding? Probably asking the manager to set up a pong table to play games involving alcohol.
Daniel Shannon
Groomsman
Dan is Megan's husband (they got married in June- so make sure you congratulate them when you see them at the wedding!!). He also goes by Dshan12 or Lieutenant Dan. Dan has been apart of the family for the past 6 years and unfortunately has to deal with Megan's napping habit. Dan works for a marketing company in North Carolina. If you want to spark a conversation with him bring up sports! If you are looking for Dan he's either showing off his dance moves on the dance floor or with Megan trying to FaceTime their dog sitter because they miss their dog.
Emily Castro
Bridesmaid
Emily has been a good friend to both Jonathan and Erin since they met at the most iconic bar in New Paltz, NY- P&Gs. While they may have met in college and casually hung out, they were not very close until after college when they all moved to Manhattan. Emily is at their apartment at least twice a week for dinner/drinks and even keeps a toothbrush there. Emily enjoys instagram worthy coffee shops, Mexican food, tequila, wine, and wearing her adidas sneakers with any outfit. Her talents include photography and painting. Emily can't eat cheese or peanuts so please don't poison her at the wedding!! If you're looking to spark a conversation with Emily she'll most likely be quiet in the corner, but once you start talking to her she doesn't stop, unfortunately.
Wyatt Foglia
Officiant
If you told Erin 3 years ago that Pretty Boy Wyatt would be officiating their wedding Erin would laugh at you. Jonathan met Wyatt at SUNY New Paltz where they played lacrosse together. Erin met Wyatt at a college party where every girl wanted to kiss him. Thankfully things changed and Wyatt became a very close friend of theirs. He has been preparing for this big moment for a while now and is ready to speak in front of all of you. His hobbies include oyster farming, surfing, and taking beautiful sunset photos. If you are looking to spark a conversation with him we suggest you bring up lacrosse and life in Brooklyn. If you are looking for him he'll most likely be at the bar asking for a crispy boy (beer) or "whatever she's drinking" as he points to the pretty girl at the bar.