Wedding Party
Malaina Yoder
Best Woman
6× Champion, 5× MVP, 14× All-Star, 1x DPOY The ultimate competitor with an assassin’s mentality and flawless fundamentals. Will end your career and not break a sweat doing it.
Zach Herbon
Best Man
4× Champion, 4× MVP, 20× All-Star A walking triple-double who’s played every position and probably invented a few. Built like a freight train with the court vision of a point guard.
Dahlia Goeglein
Bridesmaid
6× Champion, 6× MVP, 19× All-Star Unstoppable skyhook and unmatched consistency. If you blinked, she had 28 points and 12 rebounds.
Harrison Clark
Groomsman
5× Champion, 3× MVP, 3× Finals MVP, 12× All-Star A 6'9"ish point guard with no-look passes and court vision from the future. Made basketball feel like Broadway.
Josie Shurba
Bridesmaid
3× Champion, 3× MVP, 2× Finals MVP, 12× All-Star Trash talker supreme with a sniper's touch and a blue-collar edge. Would tell you how she’s about to score—and then do it.
Riley Turnbull
Groomsman
4× Champion, 1× MVP, 3× Finals MVP, 15× All-Star Pure dominance in the paint—he didn’t break ankles, he broke backboards. Couldn’t shoot free throws, but didn’t need to.
Madeline Schminke
Bridesmaid
5× Champion, 2× MVP, 3× Finals MVP, 15× All-Star Quiet killer with the best bank shot in basketball history. The Medium Fundamental never made noise—but always made you lose.
Jack Turnbull
Groomsman
11× Champion 5× MVP, 12× All-Star The ultimate winner whose presence changed the game. Championships followed him like he had them on speed dial.
Keely Grangier
Bridesmaid
2× Champion, 4× MVP, 7× Scoring Titles, 13× All-Star Scored 100 in a game and averaged 50 in a season. Once ran a track meet after basketball practice. Basically a mythological figure with stat sheets.
Micah Yoder
Groomsman
5× NBA Champion, 1× MVP, 2× Finals MVP, 18× All-Star Ruthless work ethic and clutch shotmaker with a flair for the dramatic. He didn’t play games—he hunted.
Elizabeth Kauerauf
Bridesmaid
2× Champion, 1× MVP, 2× Finals MVP, 12× All-Star Footwork that looked choreographed by a ballerina. Could fake you into another dimension.
Jalen Yoder
Groomsman
4× NBA Champion, 2× MVP, 10× All-Star Revolutionized the game by pulling up from the parking lot. Shoots with confidence, and it usually goes in.
Sam Kauerauf
Usher
2× Champion, 1× MVP, 2× Finals MVP, 14× All-Star A 7ish-footer with smooth shooting and elite scoring from anywhere on the floor. Creates his shot at will and makes it look effortless.
Andrew Brandon
Usher
1× Champion, 1× MVP, 12× All-Star The original triple-double machine who did it before it was cool. A complete player with elite passing, strength, and control of the game.
Josh Ackerman
Usher
1× Champion, 1× MVP, 14× All-Star Revolutionized the power forward position with his shooting. A 7(ish)-footer with a deadly fadeaway and unmatched loyalty to Dallas.
Tyler Johnson
Usher
1× Champion, 2× MVP, 8× All-Star Relentless motor, freakish athleticism, and nonstop improvement. Turns defense into dunks in three steps or less.
Caleb Winegardner
Usher
1× Champion, 3× MVP, 12× All-Star Relentless on the boards and impossible to move in the paint. Outworked and outmuscled everyone for 48 minutes.
Eli Everson
Usher
1× Champion, 1× Finals MVP, 14× All-Star The logo himself—clutch shooter, elite scorer, and brilliant competitor. Played with precision and always rose to big moments.
Jackson Williams
Usher
1× Champion, 1× MVP, 11× All-Star Brought style, flair, and hangtime to the modern game. The original high-flyer who made basketball art.