Bride
Taco Bell Obsessed / I Love my Dogs / Emo Show Extraordinaire
Groom
Fantasy Sports Crazed / Frenchie Obsessed / Goose Fanatic
Maid of Honor
Cousin / Sister / Funniest Person I Know / Fellow Member of the Plastered Plantains
Best Man
College Friend / Everyone’s Favorite Musician / the Man of the Lake
Maid of Honor
Cousin / Sister / Harry Styles Future Wife / the Only Person to Witness Sarah’s Best Day Ever #RiotFest2022
Groomsman
College Friend / Roommate
Bridesmaid
Cousin / Sister / All American Rejects Biggest Fan / Warped Tour Partner in Crime
Groomsman
College Friend / Roommate / Started Steves Obsession with Goose
Bridesmaid
Cousin / Sister / Royal Caribbean Cruise Talent Show Winner for Her Exceptional Rendition of All Star
Groomsman
High School Friend / Herman Park Hustlers Top Rebounder / Introduced Us / Without Him This Event Doesn't Exist
Groomsman
High School Friend / Roommate / Herman Park Hustlers Second Highest PPG / Yuca’s Best Friends Dad
Bridesmaid
Best Friend / Fellow Justice Employee / Early 2000's Emo Show Queens
Groomsman
Future Brother In Law / Great Beer Drinker / Beat MGK in a Rap Battle
Bridesmaid
Sister In Law / Fellow Emo Concert Goer / Best Known for Always Recording Sarah When She Crowd Surfs