Claudia & Kyle
xXx Ride or Die xXx
Claudia R. Harris
Bride
Beautiful. Talented. Creative. Best Cat Mom Ever. If Kyle is the beast then she is definitely the beauty (that for some reason chose him). And that makes Kyle a very lucky nerd to boot! Claudia is a kind and passionate soul who is the light that illuminates Kyle's life. Her laughter is infectious and makes Kyle smile ear to ear, especially when they get to perform together on stage. Next performance: life as Husband and Wife.
Stephen Kyle Washburn
Groom
There are so many WONDERFUL ways to describe the groom: surgical tech, son, improviser, friend, cat daddy, brother, life tenant, a man who refuses to open his mail in a timely manner...but soon we can add ~husband~ to that list, and that's really exciting! ...but if we could take the 'opening the mail' one OFF the list, that'd be grrrreaaaat.
Lady Grimm the Shadow Ghost of Washburn Manor
Bride and Groom's Baby/Flower Girl
Our four legged baby is very excited to see her humans get married. This is only overshadowed by the excitement she is going to experience by all the attention she will receive at the wedding for being adorable and naked. Lady Grimm will have the honor of being pushed by Meg R. Huyck during the wedding. 😻
Meggie M. Siener
Matron of Honor
Through thick and thin: From lending the Bride her car to take her driver's test in, to holding the Bride while she ugly cried in the theater during Les Miserables - if that ain't trust, love, and true friendship, then we don't know what is!
Garrett L. Dykes
Best Man
The Groom's brother from another mother. Garrett helped make the groom the Zombie he is today. #CarlTheZombieIsGettingHitched
Tyler G. Bellamy
Bridesman
The Bride's Bestie, and basically big brother, fellow Podcaster, day drinking partner and her wingman...well, now wingman retiree. Fellow Improviser with the spooky couple, and the only one to break a bone on stage. #badass
Josh D. Linville
Groomsman
We can't say anything too sassy about Mr. Linville. We don't insult (even playfully!) people with sharp objects; especially the ones that get the groom's hair and beard ready for the wedding day! Claudia WILL say however: Josh is a very kind, tall, and talented improviser, business owner, and friend, who can be a jerk in the best way. He knows what she means.
Jennifer D. Riley
Bridesmaid
The Bride's bride and the Groom's wife-in-law. Jennifer and Claudia have been roller derby wives for over a decade; Jennifer proposed to Claudia FIRST Kyle, sorry.
Chad C. Winstead
Groomsman
"Husband, father, street hockey, and pickleball athlete, is there anything that Chad Winstead can do?" - Kyle Washburn All joking aside, Chad has been the groom's friend since high school, and has been friends ever since. Chad, blink twice if you're in distress!
Jenny R. Linville
Bridesmaid
Jenny and her husband Josh crashed the Bride and Groom's first one-on-one date at Maiden Alley Cinema and asked a bunch of questions about improv. It was not awkward at all. Lifelong friendship ensued.
Dusty E. Smith
Groomsman
Dusty has the distinction of being a saxophone wielding, trivia slinging, and founding member of "the Gatti's Gang" with the Groom. #FirstRuleAboutGattisGang...
Meg R. Huyck
Special Assistant to the Flower Girl/Flower Girl
Meg goes way back with both the bride and groom in vastly different ways. With the groom she works in a vital life-saving way, and with the bride she kicked butt as a roller derby gal (Hedz McCracken, what what!) In addition to saving lives, she also owns Huyck Farms with her husband Nathan. For the bride that means multiple trips throughout the season for plants, and for the groom that means they're eating ramen for the week because you can't just buy one plant, you have to buy at least 37. Meg and Lady Grimm have a special bond. That special bond is that Meg wants to steal her and run off into the sunset and Hrm seems fine with it. For some reason the bride and groom trust her with their baby on their wedding day. 😻
Manly
Ring Bearer
The best boy. An A+ snuggler. Our favorite dude to dogsit. Extended Family. We like hims more than a lot of people we know.