Bride
Stunning and perfect. Megan loves Taylor Swift, Harry Potter, and any book that could cause a Victorian child/middle-age white man to go into a coma. Megan is known as "FoMeg" at her work because she can't be out of the tea for two minutes without thinking someone is talking about her.
Groom
Also known as Webb to his besties, Jake thinks he is the reincarnation of Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man. He is a golden retriever for pickleball and will not come home until the lights are out on the court. Jake likes to do random, little dances like he is a part of the cult in Taylor Swift's "Willow" music video (highly recommend).
Maid of Honor
Megan's best friend since their first class in freshman year of high school. Lauren loves the environment. If she could be anyone for a day, she would pick AOC or John Cena. If she could marry Bucky Barnes a.k.a. the Winter Solider, she would.
Best Man
Once middle school bully turned best friend, this stuff sounds like the start of a fanfic. Fratti and Jake's invisible string theory goes crazy as they kept running into each other in life. Fratti loves volleyball and spending time with his stunning wife, Gabby.
Maid of Honor
Megan's sister. Rach wants to give Megan a psych eval after hearing her talk for two minutes. She does it for a living though, so it's fine. Megan and Rachel used to fist fight in the yard in New Hampshire, so watch out for her right hook.
Groomsman
Jake's middle school bestie. The only thing Anthony shows up to on time is the pickleball court. This man would make pickleball his full-time job if he wasn't busy being the geek squad of the OPD.
Bridesmaid
Jake's cooler and stunning sister. If you Google "Instagram Baddie", Lauryn pops up. Lauryn can drink anyone under the table and that is a threat/promise.
Groomsman
Jack of all trades: motorcycle mechanic, bartender, and IT guy. Maverick could run us a DnD campaign and we all would end up dead. We're glad ICE didn't take him before the wedding.
Bridesmaid
Bella is Megan's lawyer bestie. The best hype-up person and gives amazing hugs. Megan and Bella bond over their love of Taylor Swift's Speak Now.
Officiant
John will be guiding us through this special moment and helping us tie the knot with warmth, wisdom, and a personal touch.