Best Man
“Co-founding father of the Davis Penthouse.”
Bridesmaid
“If you’re gonna be stupid, you gotta be smart about it”
Bridesmaid
"Haters will hate potatoes will potate but I shall forever be the favorite fiancée"
Bridesmaid
“This is my commandment: love one another just as I have loved you” - John 15:12
Bridesmaid
"Are you going to finish that?"
Groomsman
"Noah made me watch Zoolander for two days straight."
Groomswoman
“It’ll buff.”
Groomsman
“Noah made us travel 50 miles just to order ballsack soup.”
Groomsman
“Noah’s nickname for me in middle school was Crap.”
Groomsman
“Noah’s friendship with me is the closest he’ll ever get to Ranger School.”
Groomsman
“An e-couple breaking glass ceilings!”
Groomsman
“Noah made me play Halo for three months straight.”
Groomsman
“Noah made us sit through an hour-and-a-half-long improv show when the rest of the audience was either 7 or 80 years old.
Maid of Honor
“Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves.” -Romans 12:10
Bridesmaid
“I’m the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!” -Tropic Thunder
Bridesmaid
“I am concerned about your salvation”