Ana & Will
Wedding Party
Billy Smolen
Officiant
Friend of Will Billy Smolen is best known as “the other William” to the Felix family, and is so excited to continue his long tradition of getting over involved in Will’s personal business (whether he likes it or not.) Your officiant for the evening, Billy is an ordained minister of the completely real and not a scam Universal Life Church, which he has definitely been a part of for a long time. When not performing weddings, He moonlights as a professional musician just trying to prove the pinnacle of his musical career wasn’t in with his high school band. He is honored to be marrying two of his most beloved friends, and is really glad that for the first time in his life, he actually gets to attend a wedding reception instead of playing bass in the band.
Stevie Burger
Officiant
Friend of Will & Ana Stevie Burger has known the couple since college and takes just a liiiiitle bit of credit in the two getting together, having encouraged the relationship from the start. She is honored to be a part of the fruition of her labors. Stevie has officiated a number of weddings ranging from moderate to great success and knows this one to be even greater. Recently relocated to the Pacific Northwest, Stevie enjoys all the outdoor activities of her geography, working from home, and collecting Power Rangers. She considers Will's and Ana's greatest roles to range from horror movie partner and beer connoisseur, board game competitors, confidants, and family, and looks forward to their next roles as husband and wife. Sheva Brachot and all my love to you both.
Hank Felix
Best Man
Brother of Will Hank Felix made his theatrical debut as a guard in an unnamed middle school play, and it’s been all up from there baby. Notable credits include assorted roles in Scare Your Pants Off at Stoddard, NH (2008-2013), and Dr. E Calamatis in Death by Chocolate at Stoddard, NH (2013-2015). From his long red locks to notable mutton chops, Hank is a pioneer in hair acting. If you find him at the wedding and he seems irritable, feed him Will’s buffalo chicken dip please and thank you. He would like to thank Leorah Wood, for writing this bio, and also the monster under your bed for all the love and support.
Maddie Schmuch
Maid of Honor
Friend of Ana Weirdly has not actually known a world without Ana. (And on the other hand has known life without Will, but can say for sure it’s more fun now that he’s hanging about.) Never been in a wedding before but excited to create the world’s okayest bachelorette party with Melissa. Idiot cosplayer and nerd. Loves walking and running especially with the best dog in the whole world, Nyra. Cannot talk about modern music whatsoever (thanks dad), but does know the lyrics to most Taylor Swift songs (thanks Ana).
Pat Elwood
Groomsman
Friend of Will
Melissa Knowlton
Maid of Honor
Cousin of Ana Melissa Knowlton and Ana have been dealing with each other presence’s since birth. From kitchen sink baths as toddlers to ceili dancing in Ireland as 21 year olds, they will continue to deal with (and enjoy) each other presence’s for many years to come. In Melissa’s free time, you can find her planning her next trip to Italy, complaining about running injuries, or drinking a crisp McDonald’s Diet Coke in her 2016 Honda Civic.
Ben Woodley
Groomsman
Friend of Will Ben Woodley is proudly following in the footsteps of his mother 30 years later, standing in a Felix Wedding. Having known Will for as long as he can remember, the friendship was cemented in stone when they both returned to NJ after college and spent almost every evening that Bedens Brook was open trying to find a way to play before the sun went down. He currently lives in Chicago and can’t wait to celebrate Will and Ana!
Megan Brown
Bridesmaid
Friend of Ana Met Ana standing next to an air con on the first day of college. Their first conversation was Megan explaining that air con was slang for AC in Hong Kong (her hometown), and her shock at how Americans do not use the term. Riveting. Meg loves trumpets and dogs, hates raw garlic and and people who run in public while wearing non-exercise clothes. Talk to Meg about disappointing your family by quitting your stable job for your weekend hobby.
Nick Perreault
Groomsman
Brother of Ana Nick Perreault is Ana’s second-favorite younger brother (behind their parents dog, Jamie). Nick is graduating from UNH this year so has forfeited his rights to a bio, and his older sister had therefore graciously stepped in. Nick’s favorite activities include never leaving his room, watching early 2000s cartoons, and hanging out in his older sister’s shadow. He would like to thank her for all the rides to school even when he overslept or was totally annoying.
Danna Albanyan
Bridesmaid
Friend of Ana Danna became the luckiest college freshman at Babson after being assigned as Ana’s roommate. Building unforgettable moments together bonding over ghost-hunters, anime, Saturday brunch at Walnut Grille, and the shared pain of living in a cramped 4 person dorm room the size of a shoe box. So lucky to share this beautiful moment in Ana and Will’s next chapter.
Campbell Wood
Groomsman
Friend of Will Campbell Wood has never been in a wedding before, so be kind. His has however honored all the skills to be a perfect flower girl, by spending hours of his youth skipping in circles following/proceeding Will Felix (depending on your understanding of circles). Outside of wedding, Campbell runs the night robots at Wayfair in Boston, MA, and has a myriad of boring dad hobbies. Do not talk to him about his hobbies, they are boring. He would like to thank Leorah Wood, for writing this bio, and his parents, for teaching him about all his boring hobbies.
Bridget Dugan
Bridesmaid
Friend of Will Bridget Dugan is, simply put, a star. Singer of karaoke, attendant of flights, eater of ham. She is on contract as a Trader Joe’s brand ambassador. If you think you know Taylor Swift or Phoebe Bridgers better than Bridget, you don’t, next question. Bridget lives in a state in the middle of the country, I’m fairly certain Minnesota, but if not, you can’t blame the ghost writer. Bridget would like to thank you all for your attendance at this joyous event, would like to thank Leorah Wood for being such a thoughtful and insightful ghost writer, and above all else, would like you to remember to live laugh love.