Maid of Honor
In another life, Margaux is a character in Laura Ingall’s Wilder’s “Little House” book series. But in this one, she finds herself as the utterly fabulous, perfect postured sister of the Bride. Her determined elegance is not at all tarnished by her avid love of Monster Energy drinks - they simply fuel her greatness!
Best Man
Some say he was born, others speculate he spontaneously manifested out of the ground inside the Globe Theater. Regardless of his origins, this brother of the Groom brings an unmatched wit and equally unmatched tiny scarf collection to the party.
Bridesmaid
A determined and talented sister of the Bride, Veronica draws inspiration from her heroes: Boston-Rob, Gordon Ramsey, and Bob Ross. She strives always to outwit, outlast, outplay, and create beautiful things along the way.
Groomsman
This gentle giant was the first Susanka boy to wed, and likely thought that he’d be the last. The choice to literally name his son Waltin Goggins . . . We cannot comment on.
Bridesmaid
Just one stop on her way to the Presidency, Dorothy’s involvement with her sister’s Wedding will be added to her growing professional portfolio. “Bridesmaid” will sit right between “Cheerleader” and “Expert toddler wrangler” on her resume.
Groomsman
An avid lover of poetry, travel, and all things Latin, Kephas surprises audiences most with his equally avid disdain for C.S. Lewis!
Bridesmaid
More commonly known as “Mardo,” this Italian fashion icon can either be found forming the hearts and minds of the next generation or making 13 gallons of homemade pesto.
Groomsman
Life long friend of the groom, (even from many miles away,) T.J. is a proud attendee of Franciscan University . . . The Bride and Groom forgive him for this.
Bridesmaid
Maria VonTrapp, Mulan, and Pocahontas combined into one woman, Jessa is somehow simultaneously the most “up in the clouds” and “ down to earth” person ever created.
Groomsman
For questions on the origins of the Anglo-Saxon language, the workings of an internal combustion engine, or little known facts about the Civil War: see Danny Becker.
Bridesmaid
Cross Country phenom, and commonly accused of wearing a wig on account of her naturally stunning hair, Noelle has been there since day one. She has many compromising stories about the Bride, but has been heavily paid off, and will remain silent.
Groomsman
Often compared to “Animal” from The Muppet Show for his proclivity to shout “WOMAN WOMAN” at inappropriate times and unruly mop of hair, Ben is a world renowned juggler, rancher, and lover of good vests.
Bridesmaid
As a former roommate of the Bride, Marietta has watched the romance of “Vark” evolve and grow. Her immaculate grades and even more immaculate mile pace have made her valuable friend to both the Bride and Groom.
Groomsman
The Bride and Groom are both shocked Lathan has lived this long: no human being should reasonably be able to consume that much Sour Patch Taki Protein Shake and walk away unharmed.
Bridesmaid
After knitting the socks she wore on her own wedding day, Izzy is armed to the teeth with the skills to rapidly make an emergency net, in the event any guests should arrive wearing white. “Though she be small she be mighty.” - BillyShakes
Groomsman
Some say the tallest Susanka . . . But Phoebe is still growing. David’s love for Musical Theater will ensure he fits right in with the Borges family, and they are very much in need of a Bass singer.
Bridesmaid
Charity doubles as both resident sun beam and party planner: diligently counting the days till the wedding and informing the Bride with a radiant smile! She can usually be found making flower crowns or wrangling babies in the Parish Hall.
Groomsman
Known for his infamous stage presence and even more infamous fashion sense, James will be sporting a mint green and burgundy get up; sources say the overall theme may very well be The Queen Bee.