Maid of Honor
From late night DnD sessions to early morning "have fun at work" texts, this was a friendship I never expected and one that I am extremely grateful for. I look forward to our future adventures and our future talks about what illnesses we have contracted. Winny and Daff for the long haul.
Best Man
My Brother for over 20 years. The only man I'd want giving this speech and the only man to successfully stab me with a knife.
Bridesmaid
The best and most annoying little sister anyone could ever ask for. Thank you for always being there for me even though it should definitely be the other way around.
Groomswoman
My Sister. Kinda a loser, but I unfortunately love her anyway.
Bridesmaid
Sure everyone think's she's older than me because as Josh says "she is tall like an Amazonian woman", but she might as well have been another sister
Groomsman
My first Wife. An excellent cook, and proof I'm not a racist.
Bridesmaid
The sister who always asks for TV show recommendations and then never watches what I tell her to. Thank for your help on HS science projects and the one night where you thought eating a fruit by the foot would be easier from above your head because of "gravity"
Groomsman
Pulled me out of a frozen lake. Lots of near death experiences were shared. I'm only where I am today because I almost shot his girlfriend.
Bridesmaid
The girl who will always be found on the center of the dance floor. I never would've survived Bay Path without you. You also continue to supply, against Josh's wishes, my Starbucks cup collection.
Groomsman
Basically a theatre nerd. Our Officiate and usually the voice of reason among my friends.
Flower Girl
Groomsman
My Uncle who hangs out with all my friends that are 10 years younger than him... weird right?
Flower Girl