Wedding Party

Tara

Matron of Honor

•5’5 • Scorpio • lover of all things spooky • Tara and Kelly are sorority sisters, and became super close after being forced to hang out with each other for prolonged periods of time in college. Kelly was Tara’s MOH in her wedding, and Tara is now so graciously returning the favor. The two share a love of sitcoms, emo music, and strong margs. Just don't tell her the date and time of your birth or you will be subjected to a full explanation of your star chart.

Jaemin

Best Man

27 • Father/Mother • Son • Actual Sun Jaemin and Vinny met in college when Jaemin accidentally knocked Vinny’s can of soda all over the floor. A strong introduction created the solid foundation needed for their friendship to flourish. They spend much of their time together playing video games meant for 12 year olds, arguing whose Mazda Miata is nicer (it’s mine), and participating in underwater basket weaving classes. Jaemin also has a difficult time ending bios and as such he

Jenna

Bridesmaid

Chris

Groomsman

Chris and Vinny became friends in highschool through propinquity and a hatred for school. As it turned out, Vinny and Chris share a passion for misplacing 10mm sockets, getting angry at engines, video games, and angry music. There have been many memories from unethically sized cans of Monster on ski trips, Vinny's radiator giving up on LBI, all the way to Vinny's love for a small establishment in Texas called "11 Degrees Daiquiri." Having been friends with both Vinny and Kelly prior to them starting dating, Chris has thoroughly enjoyed being a part of their lives. Vinny and Kelly have yet to take Chris up on his offer to assist in hiding a body if ever needed, Kelly mentioned something about "the law." Chris wishes Vinny and Kelly a long, happy, loving life together. PS- Despite what Vinny says- let the record show that Kelly WAS right about the corn starch.

Nick

Bridesman

•always a bridesmaid • never a groomsman • Nick and Kelly were friends in high school but rekindled their OTP in college, sharing interests in the finer things in life such asthe two Mamma Mia films, going to Disney as cheaply as possible, tricking Starbucks into giving them cheaper drinks on the app, and, of course, talking about light topics like the state of the world and politics. Nick is chronically 5 minutes late to everything, is seldom without a coffee in hand, and will always sing even after he is asked to stop.

Luke

Groomsman

Luke and Vinny have known each other since first interacting at the baseball park as kids when Vinny's hair was past his shoulders, and stayed fast friends friends through middle school, high school in MATES and through all of the different hair cuts, culminating in attending the same college in pursuit of engineering. Luke had also met Kelly early on as she also attended the same high school. He was present in instances where she was subjected to the banshee wails of ~5 puberty-ridden children and took it in stride, as Vinny and Kelly's relationship flourished. They all maintain a friendship, though states apart through online media like gaming and shit posting.

Natalie

Bridesmaid

•Tall•Kinda old now, I guess *sigh*•Actual angle A weekly carpool to SCUBA lessons in high school was the beginning of Natalie and Kelly’s illustrious friendship. Their relationship has withstood (and to a certain extent still withstands): being HARDCORE Glee fans, dressing up in Harry Potter costume to attend midnight movie premieres, being students at MATES, and the cinnamon challenge–needless to say, they are bonded for life. If you’ve got about half an hour to kill, ask her to show you pictures of her daughter, Luna.

Joe

Groomsman

Joe and Vinny have been friends for over 10 years and liked each other enough to go to the same middle school, high school AND college (and they were roommates!) The fact that Vinny and Joe don't hate each other after all that time together shows something. I don't know what, but something for sure. Joe loves to camp, hike, game, and read. Joe is extremely happy for these two soul-MATES.

Eugene

Groomsman

27 • First to know Vinny • Deal with it. Eugene and Vinny were first acquainted in the Cub Scouts. After quitting due to excessive coloring in the basement of a church with no actual outdoor activities, Eugene did not see Vinny again until the 3rd grade, a great year clearly. On the horizon, however, an even more fateful school year approached. The 7th grade cemented our Brick Squad friendship that has persisted for years. The next decade was filled with long boarding from Tom's River to Point Pleasant, throwing fireworks at prohibited locations, and neutralizing enemy combatants on Call of Duty. Eugene wishes Vinny and Kelly a most joyous celebration and a long and happy marriage.

Billy

Groomsman

Jessica

Officiant