Mate of Honor
Bride's younger sibling, goat wrangler, native New Yorker. Possibly world record holder for greatest number of hours playing LEGO Harry Potter.
Best Man
Groom's childhood best friend and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Moved to LA to pursue his dreams. Composer of the title track for Money for Nothing (2007).
Bridesmaid
The bride's younger sister & the life of the party. Catch her tearing up the dancefloor, but don't get too close because she knows judo.
Groomsman
Groom's high school best friend. F1 superfan. Fascinated by the Greco-Roman world. Look out for his 2030 Orlando mayoral campaign.
Bridesmaid
Groom's older sister and the reason he's funny now. Proud mother of Darcy and Finnley. Destined to marry Sasha Barkov.
Groomsman
Groom's oldest friend and sole companion for watching Star Wars movies. Works in the film industry so any takes he has are objectively correct.
Bridesmaid
Bride and groom's college best friend. There are so many things about her; she contains multitudes.
Groomsman
Bride and groom's college friend and fellow Austinite. Stole the groom's tattoo idea. He once attended a feminist lecture.
Bridesmaid
Bride's childhood bestie & possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet. Beethoven of our generation. Wicked pissah.
Groomsman
Boca Raton, are you READY??? Bride and groom's college friend. Famously played "Red Red Wine" for the bride's father. Has a fish named Fincent.
Bridesmaid
Bride and groom's Austin bestie. Connoisseur of Taylor Swift, Twilight, and renaissance-era-scientist LEGO sets. Her patio was once overrun by doves.
Groomsman
Bride and groom's college friend. PNW hippie. Smiski collector. Cat owner. Has 3 tents for different occasions.
Officiant
Texas's finest New Jerseyan. His future wife might be here. Wins most dedicated bridal party member award.
Groomsman
Bride and Groom's college friend. Actual homeowner and enjoys fishing (and not just for compliments). He's from Chicago like the Pope.