Wedding Party
Thomas Vienneau
Officiant/Best Man
The younger, smarter, taller, tanner, and undeniably more handsome brother of the groom has graciously agreed to both marry us and roast his brother in the same afternoon. By day, he works in IT, which means if the microphone cuts out mid-vow, he’ll fix it before anyone notices. Truly a man of many talents. A devoted Harry Potter fan, he firmly believes he was sorted into Gryffindor for his bravery, mainly for surviving a lifetime of dealing with the groom’s legendary stubbornness. No one knows it better than him. The two were on the high school golf team together, where he bravely pretended to love the outdoors just to spend more time with his big brother. Early tee times, lost golf balls, and endless debates later, here we are.
Lauren Beswick
Matron of Honor
The bride’s older sister and Matron of Honor, she has been preparing for this role her entire life — mostly by answering the bride’s daily phone calls every morning. She made the bride an aunt first, even though none of her children look like her and somehow all resemble the bride instead, which has only added to her legend. A lifelong fixture in the bride’s world, she has shared everything with her over the years… including, at one point, a bedroom that the bride “accidentally” left her elementary school toys around which was truly Lauren’s high school hearts dream. Equal parts protective, hilarious, and essential, there’s no one more fitting to stand by the bride’s side on her big day.
JJ Vienneau
Best Man
By profession, he’s an EMT, which means he’s fully qualified to handle any emergencies—whether it’s a twisted ankle on the dance floor or the groom getting emotional during the vows (lol like that will happen). Calm under pressure, quick on his feet, and always ready to respond… especially if someone yells “last call.” He and the groom have spent years hunting and fishing together, proving their dedication to the outdoors (and to telling the same stories about “the one that got away”). If they’re not in the woods or on the water, they’re probably reminiscing about their long-standing tradition of “borrowing” beers from David and Dana, a tradition that, for legal reasons, we’ll call a bonding experience. As longtime bunkmates in the gambrel, he knows all the groom’s habits, secrets, and questionable life choices, and somehow still agreed to be best man. Loyal friend, outdoor enthusiast, professional lifesaver, and expert beer relocator
Brendalee Hastenriter
Maid of Honor
Meet Brenda — nurse by day, professional partner-in-crime by night. The story of how she and the bride met is nothing short of legendary: a fateful encounter at Michaels (yes, the arts and crafts store) back in high school... where the bride immediately decided she didn’t like her. Fast forward a few glue sticks and glitter explosions later, and now they’re basically inseparable. Together, they’ve conquered countless Red Sox games, more concerts than either can count, and insane adventures. She’s proof that sometimes first impressions lie and that true friendship can blossom from a little teenage side-eye and a shared love of overpriced craft supplies.
William Brennan
Groomsman
A United States Marine, which tells you just about everything you need to know: disciplined, loyal, and not someone you’d challenge to a push-up contest. But long before the uniform, he and the groom were just two kids who could be found every winter playing pond hockey and ice fishing until they couldn’t feel their toes. They’ve spent years fishing together in Manomet, eventually deciding regular fishing wasn’t challenging enough and taking up fly fishing like true outdoorsmen. When they’re not casting lines, they’re walking through the Fells, solving the world’s problems one trail at a time, or riding motorcycles through traffic-riddled Boston like it’s a casual Sunday activity. The two also played on the high school hockey team together, where he was, and continues to be, undeniably better than the groom at hockey. It’s a well-documented fact.
Natashia Patria
Bridesmaid
If it weren’t for Tash, this wedding quite literally would not be happening. Fresh off graduating from Bridgewater State University, Tash called the bride with a very important announcement: “We’re going on a cruise.” No questions. No hesitation. Just vibes. On the very first night, when the bride wasn’t feeling her best, Tash did what Tash does best lovingly forced her out of the cabin and into the ship’s bar. There, they spotted a group of four boys… one of whom was pole dancing. Without missing a beat, Tash declared, “Those are our people.” And just like that, history was made. They’ve been through it all; breakups, makeups, river rat eras, and heroic treks through full-blown blizzards just to play beer pong in a questionable basement featuring sticky floors and zero lighting. Character building at its finest. While the bride technically was the first to put a ring on Tash (iconic), they’ve both since found their perfect carbon copies, men who somehow match their energy, chaos, and are now marrying them to live happily ever after. Tash is always a phone call or FaceTime away. Always. Just… absolutely do not text her.
Kyle Lincoln
Groomsman
In his own humble opinion, he is better at fishing and golfing than the groom. We’ll let that debate continue for the rest of their lives. What is not up for debate, however, is that he is undeniably a better bowler than the groom. The scorecards do not lie. He works in sales for Diablo Tools, which feels fitting because he can sell you on just about anything, including the idea that he is a professional-level cook. While he talks a big game in the kitchen, we all remember that one time… and we will never let him forget it. Solid dude. Always down for a good time. Guaranteed laughs whenever he’s around. Whether it’s on the course, on the water, at the bowling alley, or close to a grill, life is simply more entertaining with him in it.
Nicole Lincoln
Bridesmaid
Nikki technically became the bride’s friend by court order… or at least that’s how it started. When the groom fell head over heels for her fiancé shortly after buying his house, the bride was essentially assigned Nikki in the friend draft. What began as a forced alliance against the boys quickly turned into a natural, effortless friendship — the kind that requires traveling “over the stream and through the woods” just to hang out (worth it every time). You can often find Nikki and the bride deep in competition mode watching Is It Cake? — with the bride currently undefeated in identifying baked goods disguised as household objects (a talent she considers both a gift and a personality trait). Meanwhile, the bride has been secretly planning their inevitable casting on Nailed It! as Netflix’s most chaotic and lovable duo in history. These plans have been under lock and key… so secret, in fact, that Nikki is finding out about them at this exact moment while reading this.
Michael Jacobs
Groomsman
By trade, he’s a boat mechanic, meaning if it floats and has a motor, he can fix it. In his free time, he’s out lobstering and somehow turns it into a full family event, because nothing says quality time like hauling traps together at sunrise. He loves to hunt with the groom and, interestingly enough, answers the groom’s calls on the first ring… while occasionally “missing” his sister’s. We’re choosing not to read into that. Once upon a time, he proudly held the title of the bride’s ride or die. After years of loyal service, he’s officially passing that role over to the groom. He even found himself a wife perfectly on the same wavelength as the bride, which makes family gatherings twice as entertaining. Most importantly, he gave us our nephew, Carter, who easily has his father beat in the looks department. Ask anyone! Hardworking, outdoorsy, selectively available by phone, and fiercely loyal, we’re lucky to have him standing by our side.
Allison Vienneau
Bridesmaid
From childhood chaos to present-day, she’s been there for every questionable haircut, bold life decision, and “great idea” the groom has ever had. She’s equal parts protective sister and professional eye-roller, with a lifetime certification in managing her brother’s personality. If you need embarrassing childhood stories, she has a full archive. If you need someone to keep the groom humble, she’s been doing that since day one. Most importantly, she gave the groom one of his greatest titles: Godfather to her daughter, Evelyn Jean. And while he may think he’s the favorite, we all know who really runs the show.
Nicholas Hardy
Groomsman
Best friends with the groom since high school, these two were so inseparable that for a while, people genuinely thought this day would involve the two of them. Luckily for everyone, they decided to just stick to friendship. They spent countless hours fishing the Mystic River like it was a full-time job, and if they weren’t there, they were booking deep sea fishing charters together in pursuit of “the big one.” In between fishing trips, they also dominated (or at least loudly participated in) high school lacrosse. He’s now an HVAC tech, which means he can fix your AC, your heat, and probably the vibe in any room he walks into especially since he’s usually the loudest guy in it. If you hear someone before you see them, it’s probably him. Loyal friend, fishing partner, lacrosse teammate, and human megaphone.
Erin Craig
Bridesmaid
She met the bride back in their glory days working together at Head Over Heels Gymnastics, where their job mainly consisted of being slightly hungover, blowing up balloons for birthday parties, and aggressively debating who had to run warm-ups. A true bonding experience. Fiercely loyal and the definition of “will show up no matter what,” she’s the kind of friend everyone needs. She loves dogs more than humans, which is exactly why when the bride and groom need help with their dog, she’s the first person they call. No hesitation. No questions. Just immediately on her way. Now a teacher and gymnastics coach, she somehow channels all that chaos into shaping young minds and future cartwheel champions. Loyal, hilarious, and always ready to help (especially if a dog is involved).
Bentley Vienneau
Groomsdog
Bentley joined the bride and groom in 2020, right in the middle of the pandemic, and has been running their lives ever since. He is far too smart for his own good, with ears bigger than satellites that pick up absolutely everything, especially the sound of someone walking past the house. Naturally, he barks at all of it. A true romantic, Bentley currently has multiple girlfriends: Athena, Skylar, and Izzy. A player? Yes. Loyal? Also yes. Complicated? Definitely. He loves his lamb chops almost as much as he loves the bride, which is saying a lot. He sees the groom as the “adventure guy”, hikes, walks, and general chaos, while the bride is clearly the cuddles and treat lady. Priorities. He also loves coordinating outfits with the bride, rocking matching pajamas and hoodies like the style icon he is. In short: oversized ears, oversized personality, and the real star of this wedding.
Scarlett Holtzhausen
Flower Girl
The very special girl who made the bride an aunt, arguably one of her greatest accomplishments. She looks so much like the bride it’s almost suspicious, and she has the brains and creativity to match. Super smart and incredibly artistic, she keeps us all on our toes. She also holds an elite title: concert buddy. She went with the bride to see the Jonas Brothers, not only her very first concert, but the bride’s all-time favorite band. To this day, it remains the bride’s favorite concert ever. A core memory for both of them. We are, however, still mad about the fries. She knows why. An avid salt lover, future creative genius, and a very important flower girl.
Evelyn Sameski
Flower Girl
She has him completely wrapped around her finger, and honestly, no one blames him. She’s a professional sitter. Hand her your finger and be prepared to run laps around the dance floor without complaint. Energy level: unmatched. Leadership skills: elite. Negotiation tactics: advanced. The groom has even worked out a standing agreement with “the giant that lives upstairs” to receive pictures of her on demand. A highly organized system, clearly.
Henry Beswick
Ring Bearer
The bride’s wild, crazy, but incredibly sweet nephew — and the undisputed life of every family gathering. Equal parts chaos and charm, he keeps everyone laughing and on their toes. He’s also extremely intelligent and an amazing soccer player. In fact, he is already far better than the groom was at his age — which is not hard considering the groom once proudly scored a goal… for his grandfather… in his own team’s net. A historic moment we will never forget. Recently, he’s taken up fishing, and the groom could not be more excited to recruit a new fishing buddy. Finally, someone who might outfish him some day.
Carter Jacobs
Ring Bearer
The smallest ring bearer with the biggest personality. He may be little, but he runs the show. He loves trucks, has already mastered the art of stealing hearts with one giggle, and can sprint through a house like he’s training for the Olympics, usually with his puppy close behind. He and the groom share a very serious tradition of splitting a Spaghettio dinner together, which is arguably one of the groom’s most important relationships. Fine dining at its best. He no longer allows the bride to FaceTime his parents without taking over the phone himself , which, truthfully, the bride is not mad about. If he’s on the screen, everyone wins. He loves cooking with his mom, watching the puppies, and generally being the star of every room he enters.