Amanda & Victor
Wedding Party
Amanda
Bride
This spicy lil’ jalapeño loves Starbucks, decorating for holidays and overall any reason to celebrate. Amanda is a very determined person who sets her eyes on what she wants and works tirelessly until she gets it. Let’s just say she did quick work with Victor. She is passionate and stands up for what she believes in. She is an amazing mother who always puts others before herself. You know she is a force to be reckoned with if she can get Victor to do the dishes.
Victor
Groom
Victor enjoys doing the dishes, cleaning up Jax’s toys and laundry. He never knew he loved doing these things every single day of his life until he met Amanda. She taught him how to adult and even bought him his very first laundry basket. All it took was one joke from her and he knew he met his match. Game over. Literally. No more League of legends for him.
Caroline
Maid of Honor
Caroline and the bride have known each other so long it’s disgusting. They have the same taste in spandex pants and would have boba every day if they could. Once they traveled 9 hours to pet some pigs and walk some dogs. Failed Vegan, accomplished nurse and chihuahua collector.
Brandon
Best Man
Sim and Victor were forced to be friends while all their other real friends were away at college. Sim made the first move, Victor reluctantly gave him a chance out of sheer desperation. Now here we are, planning out our retirements together.
Jessica
Bridesmaid
Jess is Amanda’s second favorite biological sister. The first would be Adam. But here we are. She also goes by pestica, JessiCORE, or Jusha. Owns many wigs.
Josh
Groomsman
Josh wasn’t Victor’s first friend, but was pretty close. If Josh hadn’t been his neighbor, he may have never met any of the best friends he has today. From teaching Victor social skills to financing a house, Josh has been a true lifelong friend. Just don’t trust any crypto’s he tries to get you to buy.
Cynthia
Bridesmaid
Cynthia is basically the life of any party. She’s been a fashion icon since high school and is always down for a good time. There is no dance floor she can’t conquer.
Rufael
Groomsman
Rufael is a very kind and patient person, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to stand Victor. He entertains the idea that his DNA results might actually make him 1.1% black. He wants to tell him there’s no way he could be a brother, but then he saw that afro. Ever since then, he could never be certain. Thus he is left, forever questioning the legitimacy of a DNA test.
Kristin
Bridesmaid
Kristin is so generous she once gave Amanda her job, the same job where she met Victor. By far the most random friendship. She basically is the reason for this entire wedding. So be sure to thank her when you see her.
Philip
Groomsman
Philip is probably the only reason Victor graduated his credential program. Victor would regularly show up to class with a burrito and nothing else. Phil took pity on this poor unorganized soul. He took him under his wing, gave him a pencil, paper and reminded him when the homework was due. Of course Victor was still a mess, but a passing mess.
Samantha
Bridesmaid
From breaking legs on the soccer field to raising small humans. Sam and Amanda share an affinity for the cinematic arts, fine dining, LARPING and anything over priced. Their parents are incredibly lucky they don’t live in the same house anymore.
Channing
Groomswoman
Channing was the first person to make Victor paranoid. At random times he would enter his childhood room and his prized possessions would be missing. Every time he would enter the house, he would hear footsteps sprinting. It was then that he realized she was not just nosy, but also had a rare genetic disorder called sticky fingers. As she was poking through my belongings, she couldn’t help them sticking to her fingers. Watch out Chris, nothing is safe.
Ammirelle
Bridesmaid
Brie’s mom. Bama’s mom. Your mom. Ammirelle single handedly raised Amanda and Jessica and taught them the ways of the emo. There once was a time when straight legged pants didn’t exist. You had to make your own. And Ammirelles pants were the straightest of all. Queen of House Slytherin.
Sophia
Groomswoman
Sophia and Victor were similar in many ways. Their love of dad jokes, pwning noobs, fail videos and extreme competitiveness in board games. The nine year age difference between them makes Victor feel like a boomer when Sophia does basically anything that normal 20 year olds do. In his mind, she will forever be 6 years old ♥️
Jaxson
Ring Bearer
We don’t talk about Jaxson…other than when he grows up he wants to be a pretzel man and for Halloween he wants to be Bruno…s rat. Definitely takes after his mother’s love for cosplaying obscure characters. Do not feed after midnight.
Brie
Flower Girl
She will cut you. Do not look her in the eyes. Give her what she wants and back away slowly. Cute but deadly.
Zoë
Flower Girl
Zoë was made to be a flower girl. She is the star of this show and don’t you forget it. She may be 4 but she has an arsenal of comebacks that will make a grown man cry. Also loves butterflies.
Coleman
Officiant
Coleman loves baby’s and some day hopes to collect them all. His best friend is Jax and together they can destroy anything…or anyone.