Bride
Picture this: a 25 year old 2nd grade teacher meets a 29 year old plastics engineer in the parking lot of a restaurant after talking on a dating app during Covid. As she approaches him, she hears him say "oh sh*t" as he runs back to his car, clutching his nose that is now spurting blood. "This is going well" she thinks. For the first half of the date, he has a tampon shaped wad of toilet paper shoved up his right nostril. The rest... is history.
Groom
He said to write "ditto."
Maid of Honor
Brittany and Veronica were roommates by chance, but best friends by choice at Westfield State University. They continued to live together for two years after college, and have remained best friends. They share a birthday month and an intense love of cats.
Best Man
TJ and Adam are childhood best friends who share a love of skiing and golf. Over the years, they have formed a bromance that is more impressive than their handicaps.
Bridesmaid
Sabrina and Veronica became fast friends after being introduced through Adam, as Sabrina is TJ's (the best man) partner. They are very much looking forward to forcing their future offspring to also be best friends.
Groomsman
Kimball and Adam became best friends during their college years at UMass Lowell. They enjoy skiing together as much as possible, as well as getting into some occasional mischief.
Bridesmaid
Erica and Veronica's friendship began to bud after being introduced through Adam over four years ago. Erica is married to Adam's groomsman, Joe. They enjoy baking together and being the only non-skiers in the friend group.
Groomsman
Joe and Adam became close friends at Umass Lowell. They now spend as many football Sundays together as they can, grilling meats as well as everyone in their fantasy football league.