Maid of Honor
She’s probably wandering somewhere, hand her a fireball and play N’SYNC.
Matron of Honor
She’s probably plotting our move to Maine right now.
Bridesmaid
She’s the Designated Driver.
Bridesmaid
She’s a vegan… sometimes…
Bridesmaid
Has a silly accent, be patient.
Bridesmaid
If you can’t find her she’s probably crying, find a tissue.
Bridesmaid
She’s actually the sweetest person, give her a hug.
Bridesmaid
She’s probably laughing at her own joke right now.