THE Bride
Oldest sibling, loudest cheerleader, and occasional (okay, frequent) bossy pants. Valeria has spent her life keeping her siblings in check — and now she’s keeping a husband! She’s bubbly, bold, and a total powerhouse who somehow fell head over heels for the soft-hearted, kind, and silly man who brings balance to her beautiful chaos.
THE Groom
The peanut butter to Valeria’s jelly, the calm to her storm, and the man brave enough to marry into her wonderfully wild family (we salute you). Jaden is funny, kind, and has a heart bigger than his video game collection. As the older brother and “almost middle child” of his own family, he was born to play the role of peacekeeper — which makes him perfectly suited for Valeria’s high-volume, high-love household.
Maid of Honor
Middle child, maximum overachiever. Nicole is the brainy, kind-hearted sister who somehow manages to stay sane despite growing up with Valeria. She’s also legally blind without glasses, but still sees through everyone’s nonsense with perfect clarity.
Best Man
Technically the bride’s brother, spiritually the groom’s chaos buddy. Emanuel is loud, lovable, and ready to chase down the groom if necessary — but don’t worry, he’s rooting for you, bro. A certified geek and family favorite, he’s always down for a good laugh, a deep convo, or a dance battle.
The Bride-Side Bruiser
Keiran might seem shy at first… until she’s body-checking strangers on the derby track as the best player on her team (Snitches Gets Stitches #975). Off the track, she’s a TikTok trend oracle, an academic overachiever, and CEO of DQ Cotton Cady Blizzards. Basically, she’s brains, brawn, and beauty wrapped in a cloud of designer fragrance — and she smells like victory.
Certified Chaos Coordinator
Valeria’s longtime family friend and Jaden’s instant ride-or-die. Jesse is the guy who says “I dare you” and then does it himself before you answer. Loud, hilarious, and always just one bad idea away from legendary status. He’s the party’s secret weapon and the wedding’s most likely to go viral on TikTok.
The Secret Rebel
Don’t let the good-girl look fool you — she’s a nerdy rebel with a bad-girl attitude. Despite growing up miles apart, she and the bride somehow share a large number of obsessions: Marvel marathons, Broadway singalongs, and being proudly, unapologetically corny. She's proof that cousin bonds transcend zip codes!
The Silent Storm
Looks like a gentleman, fights like a game boss. This anime-loving adrenaline junkie is your favorite wildcard—cool, calculated, and oddly charming. Jackson is the newest addition to the family and he may not say much, but when he does, it’s either a roast, a plot twist, or pure gold.
Flower Girl
The first of the new generation and the undeniable apple of everyone’s eye. Sweet, funny, smart as hell, and just mischievous enough to keep things interesting (clearly takes after her mom 😉). One smile from her and all is forgiven—every. single. time.