Groom
Bride
Best Man
He’s just here so he doesn’t get fined
Maid of Honor
Got her cat for free from a woman in the Kroger parking lot
Groomsman
Became friends with the groom after putting a needle nose plier in an electrical outlet
Maid of Honor
Will either not call you back for two weeks or stay on the phone for two hours, it’s anyone’s guess
Groomsman
May shed a tear at the ceremony
Bridesmaid
Her first kiss was the Groom... it's cool, the Bride dared them
Groomsman
Is leaving Rhode Island against his will for this event
Bridesmaid
The best Upton
Groomsman
Will absolutely explain his parlay to you if you let him
Bridesmaid
Doesn't like chocolate.. idk its just weird
Groomsman
Knows Drake's entire discography by heart
Bridesmaid
Knows Taylor Swift's entier discography by heart
Groomsman
Ask him about his alter ego, Skyler Van Percy
Bridesmaid
Will puke on sight of Dick Clark
Officiant
He’s a little high maintenance but we love him anyway