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So, picture this: I’m minding my own peaceful business when my darling cousin decides to blow up my phone with a name, an Instagram handle, and a photo dump. Her exact words? “Wake up o, I have a man for you.” Before I can even blink, I’m hit with his IG link, screenshots of his pictures, his location, full name… and, just for spice, a sprinkle of threats to make sure I “do my part.” Oh, and apparently she’s already sent my details to him too—because why settle for matchmaking when you can go full-on Operation Love Ambush?