Groom
Only getting married for the tax break
Bride
Getting half of the tax break money
Best Man
Did someone say open bar?
Maid of Honor
Will probably cry five times throughout the day
Groomsman
Suh dude
Bridesmaid
Longest friend of the brides --- has good blackmail from elementary
Groomsman
Still upset that he's not the bride
Bridesmaid
Wine lover - watch for her at the open bar with the best man
Groomsman
Longest beard in the wedding
Bridesmaid
Don't ask her what she would punt...
Groomsman
Don't do anything illegal next to this guy
Bridesmaid
Here for a good time, not a long time.
Groomsman
THE Tyler taught me how to golf, so I am better than you
Bridesman
"It's Bridesman Tyslee, get it right."
Jr. Groomsman
*Screams high pitch* Brides younger brother
Jr. Bridesmaid
The favorite niece
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Flower Girl