Best Man
Bulky on the top with the legs of a bird
Maid of Honor
An only child with a zero tolerance policy (for everything)
Groomsman
Won't stop taking his family to drift events
Bridesmaid
Will guilt-trip anything with a pulse into shotgunning a beer
Groomsman
An attitude that would put a small Victorian child into a coma
Bridesmaid
Married for the health insurance (allegedly)
Groomsman
A blinding back tattoo and a can-do attitude
Bridesmaid
Thinks that white bread will kill her family
Groomsman
Won't stop stealing cheese from our fridge
Bridesmaid
Watches The Conjuring to go to sleep
Groomsman
If you value your safety, you will not let him drive
Bridesmaid
Feeds her sourdough starter like a mama bird