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Wedding Party

Laura Bayless

Best Woman

Laura "Guantanamo" Bayless was first introduced to the world in late June of 1989, a Cancer on both the zodiac and the criminal element. While not enjoying her pastimes of competitive dog shows and disorganized ghost hunting, she can often be found in the company of her favorite person, her handsome and modest brother.

Clark Goodpaster

Groomsman

An astute student of Meg White, Ringo Starr and Rick Buckler, Clark has always been a stalwart supporter of the precussive arts. Rising above average pasters the world over, he is far and away a guy who never tires of seeking the perfect picture and stable frontman.

Tom Hetrick

Groomsman

Noted toyota aztec enthusiast Tommy H is undeinably the most Tom of all members of this wedding party. Although he has found considerable success with conservative talk radio program, his true passion has always reamined with open road and the accidents he does not get into on it. A man who has never met a Toby Keith album he didn't immediatley memorize, we can all look forward to his further cultural contributions.

Ryan Malone

Groomsman

Never seen without his #34 Bo Jackson jersey, Ryan "Bologna" Malone(y) is tall without being obtrusive about it. Although he can sometimes find himself all mixed up without knowing what to do, he has found considerable success upon the realization that amber is the color of his energy. A proud father and medium fan of mathematical sequences, we could all stand to learn from his example.

Chris Haugh

Groomsman

Taciturn.

Lou Blevins

Groomsman

How do you solve a problem like Lou Blevins? Men want to be him, women want to be him, it's rather a full plate he finds himself with. Profoundly involved in the production of most of your favorite reality television programs, be sure to, if you get the chance, to ask him what Kim Kardashian is like in REAL life. Future brother-in-law and powerful advocate for sunscreen and Off Deep Woods spray, it's only a matter of time before he conquers the world, or at least the tri-state area.