FAQs

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What should we expect?

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Look at the Vision Board.

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Will this be a “Hard Party” Event?

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Afraid so.

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What should I bring?

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Dancing shoes, tip money. We will have an open bar, but be prepared to tip the bartenders and cocktail waitresses!

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Open bar??? Should this concern us because the groom is a red nosed W.C. Fields-esque rummy?

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No, I’m fixed now. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT MOM.

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Are my kids invited?

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Yes! Our kids will be there and need someone to play with them while we do our important wedding duties (changing costumes during our variety show) So you're aware, there will be alcohol present, and the reception is located in bar that will be limited to the guests of our event. Every child who doesn't make noise during the ceremony will receive cake :)

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Is the wedding on a Sunday because “Saturdays are for the Boys”?

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No, it’s not one of those kinds of weddings. It’s on a Sunday because Joshua is a capitalist in the mold of Ebenezer Scrooge and feels like a wedding is no reason to pick a man’s pocket on a SATURDAY no less!

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Will we be asked to follow you to a second location?

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Yes, we are not hippies, so it’s fine. We will be walking (parading, I fear) from Bookmarx to Nathan P. Murphy’s for the reception. Consider wearing flats or bringing a change of shoes!

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Is there anything that we, the guests, should be WARNED about? We need dancing shoes and tip money and you are going to make us parade? Surely there will be no other surprises that will unmoor us from our wedding expectations?

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Here is a very brief, yet non-extensive, outline of what to expect: Bookmarx: A WEDDING CEREMONY! Followed by a cocktail hour! Parade to Nathan P Murphy’s where we will enjoy a Cajun-inspired dinner. A VARIETY SHOW Dance party!!!!

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Will any problematic artists be played by the DJ?

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To paraphrase President Obama speaking about Reverend Wright, I can no more disown The Causalities than I can disown the punk community. So yes, you can expect to hear from Jorge, Ye, and Elvis.