Julia & Anthony
Wedding Party
Ryan Wolfskill
Officiant
This Loaf can't pass up a good deal on canned beans, especially when they're 10-for-10. Put him up for crabs. He's here to make our day official.
Lucas Templin
Best Man
The Best man, the Better Man! This vile person actually enjoys getting "the spins" and definitely loves freaks. Loves Batman. Loves Bailey. They're getting married too. Wish them "corn-grats".
Abigail Trygar
Maid of Honor
Julia's Sister: Her name be Abigee and she's the comic relief. If you're feeling confused, just ask her "What it do?". She's got you covered. It's Free Public.
Jessica Gibble
Bridesmaid
This is Geese. Talk to her. She'll probably have something sarcastic to say. She's also positively LOADED w/ Kohl's Cash.
Jake Joyce
Groomsman
Jerome John Garcia (August 1, 1942 – August 9, 1995)[1][2][3][4] was an American musician known for being the principal songwriter, lead guitarist, and a vocalist with the rock band Grateful Dead, which he co-founded and which came to prominence during the counterculture of the 1960s.[5][6] Although he disavowed the role, Garcia was viewed by many as the leader of the band.[7][8][9] He was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1994 as a member of the Grateful Dead.
Sarah Sutherland
Bridesmaid
Anthony's sister: Don't ask her about her dog, Nolde. She will be sorely missing him the entire time. If Elvis were still alive, she'd probably be stalking him. Such an RB.
Chris Pietrowski
Groomsman
Anthony's Brother: They call him "Sarge" for a reason. He'll always have your back... And also have like 25 kids on his back. Disney Dad of the year, every year. No competition.
Kristen Cudd
Bridesmaid
Not only is Aunt Kiki a talented baker, she's also the sweetest person alive. It's also super hard to reasonably poke fun at her. She's allegedly the same age as "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"... I don't know, Google it.
Nick Pietrowski
Groomsman
Anthony's Brother: One of the all-time great beef patties of the world. Nick can have the most heartfelt conversation you can possibly have with a person, but just as easily the most nonsensical discussion about a Screpsi's hoagie at 2AM. Truly an American Treasure.
Cricket Alexander
Bridesmaid
You will pwobably hear Cwicket speak in her doggy voice most of the evening. She'll have a Vodka -Tonic w/ a lime wedge and a bottle of sunscreen ready for you when you most need it. She will also pinch your cheeks.
Charlie Trygar
Groomsman
Julia's Brother: Choo Choo Charlie was a professional Gobbler. At one point, he was TikTok famous. Now you can find him eating brown-n-serve sausage and gobbling for free in front of the Linc. Go Birds.
Julie Schultz
Bridesmaid
Anthony's sister: Middle child, born on Christmas. Give her a hug and some chips & salsa. Anyone wanna hang out with her?