Maid of Honor
It all started with a handshake
Best Man
Silently judging all of you
Man of Honor
Hey a wa Ho, he’s on a roll
Groomsman
Triston claims to have the prettier voice, he claims to have the prettier face
Matron of Honor
Changed Hollie’s diapers
Groomsman
Yes, he tutors for the ACT
Bridesmaid
She might trip down the aisle but at least she'll be slaying
Groomsman
Isn’t allowed to wear shorts
Bridesman
He can deliver a monologue or a baby
Groomsman
What Triston has to look forward to
Officiant
“Not good enough for the wedding party but good enough to sign the papers”- Brody