Groom
Famous YouTuber and Catholicism enthusiast. Praying to go to LSU’s School of Veterinary Medicine. Co-founder of b0sses Inc.
Bride
Claims to be “just a girl.” Lover of ballet. The most patriotic girl to exist, according to her friends.
Best Man
Dad jokes, fatherly advice. Prepared to die a martyr just so he has a reason to use any of his many guns.
Maid of Honor
Teacher in progress. Dr. Sander’s favorite assistant.
Maid of Honor
Beloved daughter of Christ. Bride’s bestie since kindergarten. Future women’s health/family/fertility exercise specialist. Will fall for a chiropractor in progress holding an infant.
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Notoriously bad at Halo 5. “Second” ever freshman snare at Barbe High School.
Bridesmaid
Might as well be Anna Pavlova.
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Animal enthusiast that’s secretly (publicly) in love with the bride.
Groomsman
Electrical engineer in the making. Everyone’s favorite homeschooled friend. Best ping pong player at Newman; rarely second.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Chiropractor in progress. Is pretty sure a bridesmaid wants to have a baby with him. Co-founder of b0sses Inc.
Bridesmaid
*covers Matthew’s eyes* Matthew: Trey?!” *turns around and sees Celeste* “Awe😔”
Groomsman
SpongeBob enthusiast. Main character in Drive (2014) and in La La Land (2016). Co-founder of b0sses Inc.
Bridesmaid
Future registered dietitian. Best in the world at sitting on babies (babysitter). Has known the bride since kindergarten. Certified yapper.