Maid of Honor
Taylor's best mate since '08. Exceedingly patient.
Best Man
Zy's best friend, tolerant of Zy's shenanigans.
Man of Honor
Taylor's littlest brother.
Zydsman
Zy's older brother.
Bridesman
Taylor's middlest brother.
Zydsmaid
Zy's ride-or-die homie, more family than friend.
Bridesman
The Harry to Taylor's Hermione.
Zydsman
One of Zy's oldest friends, gamer.
Bridesmaid
Her friendship makes Taylor's student loans worth it.
Zydsmaid
Zy's derby teammate, the Texorcist. Please call her Tex, Texorcist is her father.
Bridesmaid
A high school homie turned lifelong bestie. Bridesmaid in spirit as her son Cillian will be arriving Aug 2025.
Zydsmaid
One of Zy's besties. Great gift giver, keeper of the rivers.
Bridesman
Taylor's former neighbor and dear friend of over 20 years. Once shared custody of a stuffed rabbit together.
Zydsmaid
Zy's derby teammate/antagonist. Responds to Jim Scarey, Jim, or (gov't name redacted) if you are boring.
Bridesmaid
One of Taylor's nearest and dearest (thanks Mr. Gunn!)
Zydsmaid
Finnish. Zy's spiritual sister.
Officiant
Magee family friend, Taylor's bonus parent, and one of Zy's biggest derby cheerleaders.
Flower Girl
Roblox expert, lover of dragons, experienced flower girl.