FAQs

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Why him?

Answer

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Question

Couldn't she do so much better?

Answer

I certainly think so.

Question

I am unhappy with certain members on the guest list, who can I speak to?

Answer

The mirror! If any part of this wedding is not to your liking, we kindly invite you to decline your invitation and exercise your right to not attend. No hard feelings on our behalf!