Bridesmaid
She loves to be called Brenda.
Best Man
He's not as unhappy as he looks.
Groomsman
“Can you rub this tanning oil on my back?”
Groomsman
He’ll bring more cowbell.
Groomsman
Goats with no goats.
Bridesmaid
The second coolest person in the world.
Groomsman
Most likely to rub the tanning oil on Cory’s back.
Groomsman
If it weren’t for bad ideas he may not have any.
Groomsman
If he’s on time you’re running late.
Matron of Honor
“Don’t touch my husband, Zach!”
Groomsman
Loves to play the color game.
Bridesmaid
Will take your photo without your knowledge.
Groomsman
Mi amigo del sur.
Groomsman
He may be tight, but at least he’s frugal.
Groomsman
Surprisingly good bedside manner.
Bridesmaid
If she’s not on vacation, she’ll be at the wedding.
Groomsman
Will be auctioned off after the wedding. Single ladies step up… he’s got minimal red flags.
Groomsman
He's a doctor, but not a real doctor.